Andy Cobb doesn’t know what Rick Perry was going on about in his anti-gay, pro-Christmas campaign ad. Cobb says that “if kids “observed’ Christmas any harder in schools than they already do, they would be elves. And liberals don’t hate religion, we’re too busy drum circling, same-sex marrying, and not owning guns to bother.”
So instead of letting “God-Fearing vagina penetrators” get us deeper into another Muslim war and global recession, Cobb suggests we let infidels and sodomites run things for a while. Besides, Cobb says, he’s seen Perry’s poll numbers and while Perry may believe in God, God most certainly does not believe in Rick Perry.