Wasting Military Dollars And Praising Jeebus Will Help The Recession, Rick Perry’s Sagging Poll Numbers
Rick Perry’s latest poll numbers are in the toilet right along with the world economy. His solution? Spend millions training military personnel and then kick them out as soon as they reveal they’re gay. That’s right… “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is on the top of Perry’s Christmas wish list. But wait… there’s more!
He also wants to make sure that children can still celebrate Christmas in schools (just like they’ve been allowed to for the last hundred or so years) because Christmas is something everyone can agree on—except for all the Jewish, atheist and Muslim voters (aka. “terrorists”).
And for his next trick, Perry will end Obama’s war on religion by making fey hand gestures in a barn coat and doing his best George W. Bush imitation. Gob blech you, Rick Perry.
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.
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@christopher di spirito: No, don’t worry about that. They have plenty to spare.
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Just when you thought Texas couldn’t do any worse than Georgie, up comes this gem!
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This man is so out of touch. The majority of Americans believe that LGBT people should be able to serve openly, why is he so going against their wishes? This man is crazy.
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Nobody is stopping kids from praying in school or celebrating christmas. They just aren’t forcing everyone to do it.
Likewise, Rick Perry doesn’t want to be forced to be gay. He doesn’t want his kids to be forced to be gay. What’s so wrong with that?
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http://www.americablog.com/2011/12/everything-you-need-to-know-about.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Americablog+%28AMERICAblog%29
A few more reasons to look down on the entire party.
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Oh, Rick Fairy, I do so love your brown suede jacket. It’s so….Texas. As in Texas horse-shit.
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There’s nothing more Christian than fantasizing you’re being persecuted, even as you persecute others.
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Comments at YouTube for this one are disallowed and turned off, but at the moment it’s got 169,462 thumbs down vs. 3,673 thumbs up.
More people than gays are trying to tell the Republican party they can’t run on just their one-note, ‘blame the gays for everything’ stance. Plenty of straights are quite apparently sick of it too.
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You know there’s something wrong in this country when one of our presidential candidates inadvertently admits he’s never appreciated gay servicemen in this country as much as the rest…
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So true. Gay servicemen have fought and died for this country and yet Rick Perry thinks they’re dirt. He’s disrespectful to the military.
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No. 3 · christopher di spirito quipped “Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.”
Make that two idiots. George W. Bush could be away from his ranch.
That ad just provides still more reasons to not vote for Perry – he’s obviously a liar and a pretty stupid one at that. Whatever you think about President Obama, he is definitely not waging a war against religion (and if Perry honestly thinks Obama is waging such a war, Perry is too stupid to be our president – it’s just hard to believe anyone actually could be that dumb).
It makes you really wonder about Texas, though, if they managed to elect George W. Bush and Perry as governor. Can we give that state back to Mexico, and if we offered, would the Mexicans accept it?
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Isn’t there something wrong when bigoted morons can serve openly in public office?
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Ugh, he’s a fake as that box of hair on his head.
Only much, much, less smart.
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