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Wasting Military Dollars And Praising Jeebus Will Help The Recession, Rick Perry’s Sagging Poll Numbers

Rick Perry’s latest poll numbers are in the toilet right along with the world economy. His solution? Spend millions training military personnel and then kick them out as soon as they reveal they’re gay. That’s right… “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is on the top of Perry’s Christmas wish list. But wait… there’s more!

He also wants to make sure that children can still celebrate Christmas in schools (just like they’ve been allowed to for the last hundred or so years) because Christmas is something everyone can agree on—except for all the Jewish, atheist and Muslim voters (aka. “terrorists”).

And for his next trick, Perry will end Obama’s war on religion by making fey hand gestures in a barn coat and doing his best George W. Bush imitation. Gob blech you, Rick Perry.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Dec 7, 2011
Tagged: Rick Perry

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18 Comments

No. 1 · Granster
What a F…ing Pig

Dec 7, 2011 at 9:28 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · rono
who cares

rick perry will never win anyway

Dec 7, 2011 at 9:46 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.

Dec 7, 2011 at 10:09 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Hyhybt
@christopher di spirito: No, don’t worry about that. They have plenty to spare.

Dec 7, 2011 at 10:53 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Kieran · Member · 663 comments
When all else fails……take a swing at the gays.

Dec 7, 2011 at 10:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · tjr101 · Member · 791 comments
Just when you thought Texas couldn’t do any worse than Georgie, up comes this gem!

Dec 7, 2011 at 10:56 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · ChrisC
This man is so out of touch. The majority of Americans believe that LGBT people should be able to serve openly, why is he so going against their wishes? This man is crazy.

Dec 7, 2011 at 11:23 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · Kev C
Nobody is stopping kids from praying in school or celebrating christmas. They just aren’t forcing everyone to do it.

Likewise, Rick Perry doesn’t want to be forced to be gay. He doesn’t want his kids to be forced to be gay. What’s so wrong with that?

Dec 8, 2011 at 12:10 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · doug105
http://www.americablog.com/201.....ICAblog%29
A few more reasons to look down on the entire party.

Dec 8, 2011 at 12:36 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · jason
Oh, Rick Fairy, I do so love your brown suede jacket. It’s so….Texas. As in Texas horse-shit.

Dec 8, 2011 at 8:54 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · the crustybastard
There’s nothing more Christian than fantasizing you’re being persecuted, even as you persecute others.

Dec 8, 2011 at 12:27 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · dvlaries · Member · 1048 comments
Comments at YouTube for this one are disallowed and turned off, but at the moment it’s got 169,462 thumbs down vs. 3,673 thumbs up.

More people than gays are trying to tell the Republican party they can’t run on just their one-note, ‘blame the gays for everything’ stance. Plenty of straights are quite apparently sick of it too.

Dec 8, 2011 at 12:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · Tom
You know there’s something wrong in this country when one of our presidential candidates inadvertently admits he’s never appreciated gay servicemen in this country as much as the rest…

Dec 8, 2011 at 12:54 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · jason
So true. Gay servicemen have fought and died for this country and yet Rick Perry thinks they’re dirt. He’s disrespectful to the military.

Dec 8, 2011 at 5:42 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · Palto
This is great and more eloquent than the original ad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?f.....-eqpJYGtvk

Dec 8, 2011 at 9:43 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · B
No. 3 · christopher di spirito quipped “Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot.”

Make that two idiots. George W. Bush could be away from his ranch.

That ad just provides still more reasons to not vote for Perry – he’s obviously a liar and a pretty stupid one at that. Whatever you think about President Obama, he is definitely not waging a war against religion (and if Perry honestly thinks Obama is waging such a war, Perry is too stupid to be our president – it’s just hard to believe anyone actually could be that dumb).

It makes you really wonder about Texas, though, if they managed to elect George W. Bush and Perry as governor. Can we give that state back to Mexico, and if we offered, would the Mexicans accept it?

Dec 8, 2011 at 10:03 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Schnauzi
Isn’t there something wrong when bigoted morons can serve openly in public office?

Join the Million: https://www.facebook.com/1MillionDislikeRickPerry

Dec 8, 2011 at 10:06 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · Patsy Stoned
Ugh, he’s a fake as that box of hair on his head.

Only much, much, less smart.

Dec 9, 2011 at 1:13 am · @Reply · Flag