Rick Santorum Headed To Hollywood?
Will Anti-Gay Former Senator Make It Big Or Have To Rely On New Journo Gig?
 

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Could the movie business really be that sick?

Rumor has it former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum - who likens homosexuality to bestiality, among other things - has held meetings with Passion Of The Christ producer Steve McEveety.

The movie reportedly revolves around terrorism, so we imagine it'll be called "Towel Head" or something equally terrible.

Meanwhile, good old Rick's definitely got another new gig: newspaper columnist. The Philadelphia Inquirer's giving Mr. S. a regular column. Maybe print really is dead.

The good news: we won't have to listen to him talk.

Comments (9)

No. 1 · pc

I know this is sick, but I think Rick Santorum is terribly sexy.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:37 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Rt. Rev. Dr. RES

One of the finest aspects of the 2006 election was the defeat of this former congressman and senator from federal politics - especially when he was in the majority in both chambers.

There is however, a drawback, for the new senator, Mr. Casey is a conservative Democrat, whose views mirror a true conservative without the neocon mean spiritedness. He is, like his father, hold many views in full agreement with the Holy See.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:45 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · thatguyfromboston

you're right it is sick.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · The Enemy

Now, when you say "Hollywood" do mean "Hollywood" or do you mean "The Valley"? 'cause if Rick is going make 'art films'for select audiences since the whole 'Politics Thing' didn't work out, well, that's something I could really get behind *ahem*

I mean, is it just me or is Ricky kinda'hot? Sorry, I know he's despicable and I know he's been out of the public eye for a while, but I realized this morning that I kind'a miss the big galoot ( or should that be glutes? )

Don't you get the feeling he'd be one of those "in for a penny, in for a pound" sort'a crazed dirty monkeys? The kind who figures, since he's going to hell anyway, he'd best make it worth his while…just asking.

Thinking of you Ricky (call me)

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:56 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · EdWoody

A gay porn star told me he whored for him one time.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · The Enemy

What gay porn star EdWoody? I demand to know!
I want details, lurid ones and lots of them.
Is he a moaner?
What's his favorite position?
Can I pull his hair and him bitch
will he pay for my cab?

…if you don't have any details then for godsake just make them up (Ricky would).

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:24 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · DavidDust

VERY sick…

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · The Enemy

…of course that should've read "…pull his hair and CALL him bitch" not "…pull his hair and him bitch"

I wouldn't pull his "Him Bitch", that would just be cruel.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:32 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · DavidDust

Or, you could "pull his hair and make him bitch".

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:18 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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