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Rick Santorum Sings “I Am What I Am.” No, Not That “I Am What I Am.”

At some point in Rick Santorum‘s past he admitted to loving a monkey on camera—no wonder he thinks gay marriage will lead to man-on-dog action.

Santorum and the talking monkey were just colleagues, their relationship purely a professional one. Their godly hug shouldn’t infer physical intimacy. That polo shirt was chosen by a person who wishes their identity remain secret and Rick has very little memory of that day and prefers that you’d respect his privacy in this admittedly embarrassing moment.

By:           Dave White
On:           Jun 28, 2011
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  • 7 Comments
    • gregger
      gregger

      If only he would take those words to heart instead of being a hypocrite and a bigot.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 10:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • plazaboy
      plazaboy

      Oh god, I remember watching that show on early Sunday mornings while my parents finished getting ready for church. I hated that stupid monkey.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 11:22 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ah Um Yeah
      Ah Um Yeah

      But that’s not Rick Santorum, unless there is a joke I am missing…

      Jun 28, 2011 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Erik Walton
      Erik Walton

      I just threw up in my mouth a little…

      Jun 28, 2011 at 3:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chuck
      Chuck

      “Their godly hug shouldn’t *IMPLY* physical intimacy.” Thank you.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 8:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TMikel
      TMikel

      Santorum is SO gay! Not the rainbow on the polo shirt. Ah Um Yeah – of course it’s Santorum – you could recognize that mouth anywhere, even in the dark.

      Jun 29, 2011 at 4:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MattGMD
      MattGMD

      Actually it’s Rev Rick Carlson who does very much resemble a younger Santorum.

      Jun 30, 2011 at 12:28 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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