Rick Santorum Sings “I Am What I Am.” No, Not That “I Am What I Am.”
At some point in Rick Santorum‘s past he admitted to loving a monkey on camera—no wonder he thinks gay marriage will lead to man-on-dog action.
Santorum and the talking monkey were just colleagues, their relationship purely a professional one. Their godly hug shouldn’t infer physical intimacy. That polo shirt was chosen by a person who wishes their identity remain secret and Rick has very little memory of that day and prefers that you’d respect his privacy in this admittedly embarrassing moment.
Oh god, I remember watching that show on early Sunday mornings while my parents finished getting ready for church. I hated that stupid monkey.
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But that’s not Rick Santorum, unless there is a joke I am missing…
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“Their godly hug shouldn’t *IMPLY* physical intimacy.” Thank you.
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Santorum is SO gay! Not the rainbow on the polo shirt. Ah Um Yeah – of course it’s Santorum – you could recognize that mouth anywhere, even in the dark.
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Actually it’s Rev Rick Carlson who does very much resemble a younger Santorum.
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If only he would take those words to heart instead of being a hypocrite and a bigot.