Riding It In South Beach / Queerty

No. 1 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

Why is he here? He’s neither hot or gay, and his music is garbage.

Apr 12, 2009 at 5:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 2 · Mark M

Is this a PSA about the dangers of Cirrhosis ? Look at that swollen liver!! Make Pate fo the people?

Apr 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 3 · TANK

ROTFL! Does he also have tattoos of joey bishop and dean martin on his ass?

Apr 12, 2009 at 5:21 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 4 · MIke

It’s funny… Rod 2.0 featured Flo Rida on his blog to numerous accolades (minus points for the low swinging pants he was wearing there…). They were able to appreciate that he is a ‘grown ass’ masculine man, even sexy man. On this site, I think he would be more appreciated if he were white, hairy, had some form of tribal tattoos, wore leather, and/or were naked. He is not my type, but I can definitely see how his ‘sexy’ can be appealing. As far as his music, and the overall (so far) the negative reactions – I am not surprised at the comments on this site given it’s targeted demographic.

Apr 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 5 · An Other Greek

all good except the creepy beard…
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Apr 12, 2009 at 5:42 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 6 · flyerfier · Member · 11 comments

Look at all that bling..

I do like a few of his songs. Just for some reason, to me, it seems his facial hair is fake. Seems too perfect, but I’m sure he has someone to manscape.

Apr 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 7 · JT

Seriously? “Flo Rida”? I thought after “Chamellionaire” we had hit rock bottom. Can we say that the rap-name meme has jumped the shark? (Just let go back to my NPR, and get out of my yard you whippersnappers!)

Apr 12, 2009 at 6:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 8 · Qjersey · Member · 1263 comments

I’m sorry every time I hear his name I think of the stripper with the same name that used to dance at the Cock.

Apr 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 9 · afrolito · Member · 1241 comments

@Qjersey:

LMFAO!

Apr 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 10 · averageguy40

I think he’s hot! He might not be gay, but so are a lot of other people we fantasize over.

Apr 12, 2009 at 8:10 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 11 · alan brickman

Hearing he’s on a gaysite will flip him out….that’s why he is here!!

Apr 12, 2009 at 10:56 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 12 · greybat

Restore the thumbnails please! pretty pictures are nice, but one doesn’t have all day!

Apr 13, 2009 at 2:00 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 13 · mb00 · Member · 193 comments

@MIke: I know right. I can totally appreciate his hotness, that’s aside from the name of course. Any name with “Flo” in it makes me think of some chicks monthly flow.
That said, I don’t look at color when looking at an attractive man, I just see that…an attractive man.

Apr 13, 2009 at 4:17 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 14 · michael

Why did “Mike” have to make it all racial? I’m sure those, like myself, that find him uncute do so because he is. But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, your panties have to get all twisted up in a knot as you make the blanket statement that if you don’t find one black man hot, then you must be racist.

“I think he would be more appreciated if he were white…”

- “Mike”

Apr 13, 2009 at 7:03 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 15 · ousslander

I’d ride that but would plug my ears if he started rapping

Apr 13, 2009 at 8:30 am · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 16 · meh

My $.02: Beautiful forearms, nice tits, but look at those long, skinny fingers. I find that weird on a guy his size. Makes me think he’s never worked (physical labor) a day in his life & couldn’t if he tried. It kinda creeps me out. I have long narrow fingers, but everything else on me is long & lean too. Okay! I ADMIT IT: I’d kick him outa bed. And fuck him on the floor.

Apr 13, 2009 at 2:25 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 17 · JaimeTame

@michael:

Every black man queerty features must be ugly then I’m guessing.

Apr 13, 2009 at 3:01 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 18 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

@michael:

I have to agree, simply because he is sooo far from my taste in men! And I LOVE black men…

But this is a lazy attempt at having a black guy on Queerty to redress the balance..

JUST cause it’s soo random!

Why is he cute? He’s soo manufactured-hair, beard..EVERYTHING..

Anyway, this keeps in line with my morning goods rants…I don’t like white bread sylofoam wrapped white guys or black guys tweaked and pipped more then the poodle they are carrying.

Come on!

I know guys like him…which is cool(we have space for him!)..

BUT you can get some more rough and ready, with no jewellry or posturing…

Just google until at least the 2nd page..

“cute black guys..edgy..”

Yah?

Tell you what…get ON to the french sites…oh my god…french porn and mags, have the most beautiful men who are not white..

Apr 13, 2009 at 3:14 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 19 · John from England(used to be just John but there are other John's)

@JaimeTame:

No not really…

Apr 13, 2009 at 3:17 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 20 · stevenelliot · Member · 218 comments

I LOVE his linen shorts and even the RL undies peeking out.
BUT what’s with that “step-an-fetch-it” holding the umbrella so His Highness won’t get sunburned?? So Liberace…..yawn

Apr 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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No. 21 · jim

This is all a joke, right? Flo Rida?!? This is all really supposed to be about The Lamest Drag Name in South Beach contest held over the weekend, isn’t it? Flo Rida…that’s just assinine.

Apr 13, 2009 at 9:40 pm · @Reply Reply to this comment

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