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Robbie Williams: $3 Million Gets My Gay Sex, But It’s Free For Brad Pitt

Hunky and perennially gaybaiting Brit-pop star Robbie Williams says that yes, he’d indeed have sex with a man if the price was right—and that price is two million British pounds, or about three million US bucks.

The UK’s Daily Mirror reports that in a two-hour webcast for Williams’ Radio Rudebox, friends of the 37-year-old singer suggested that £5 million might be the going price for Williams to have sex with a man. But the ever-humble—and we suspect, ever-eager—Williams thought £2 million seemed more fair. Unless you’re Brad Pitt, in which case the price goes down. Way down.

“Brad can negotiate,” suggested Robbie. “It’s £2 million for Santa, but it’s a freebie for Brad Pitt.”

On further reflection, Williams added, “How much would I have to pay him?”

Do we smell the blissful beginnings of a brewing Brobbie bromance?

Images via robbiewilliams.com, Rach

By:           Dan Allen
On:           Dec 29, 2011
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  • 26 Comments
    • Cam
      Cam

      His former manager has already come out and said Williams is gay. I didn’t think that this was still an issue, I thought it was in relation to being closeted explaining why he was always drinking etc…

      Dec 29, 2011 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • EdWoody
      EdWoody

      Everybody pulls out Brad Pitt for this question. Either that or George Clooney. It’s a cliche at this point.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H
      JoeyO'H

      I’m sure Robbie’s done men for a lot less, let alone for free.
      Williams is GAY!

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus
      Marcus

      @Cam:
      Right? Robbie Williams and his gayness is such a old story.

      @EdWoody:
      It’s more than cliche at this point.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kurt
      Kurt

      Please, he’s had sex with men before. He’s either bisexual or gay and it’s obvious.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      He’s fewer years from geezer-hood than he is from the first summering of manhood. Be patient and prices will come down and you can save, save, save!

      Dec 29, 2011 at 2:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bill
      Bill

      He’d have to pay ME to fuck him.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mattsy
      mattsy

      I had sex with him

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      why?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cinesnatch
      Cinesnatch

      How old is that photo?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FreddyMertz
      FreddyMertz

      I think pizza and beer will do the trick. Does for me…then of course I’m not a whore..or am I?

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bryan
      Bryan

      He has a nice ass if I recall correctly, though the pic I saw it in is a little old, so I have no idea if age and gravity have taken their toll.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christopher di spirito
      christopher di spirito

      $3 million for sex with him? Puhleeze.

      Now, maybe $3 million for sex with Chris Pine, or Joe Mauer — those guys are fucking hot but Robbie Williams looks unkempt and dirty.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Spike
      Spike

      Anyone who thinks he hasn’t already had LOTS of gay sex, are fooling only themselves. Watch the MTV Cribs episode with him on it. He has his “boys” over.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JessE
      JessE

      I’d pay for Matt Bomer but Robbie is trashy and haggard…

      Dec 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • heydrichmuller
      heydrichmuller

      @EdWoody: Am I the only one who doesn’t find Pitt & Clooney as sexy men? Angelina Jolie on the other hand can be my flipper.

      Dec 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kirk
      Kirk

      Pitt and Clooney have about as much sex appeal as Sinead O’Connor….

      Dec 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      Why are gay men so bitchy? It’s pathetic. He is a public figure telling the world he would have gay sex for free. So what if he is gay or not? Instead of all of you thanking him for not tweeting how he hates femmes all you can do is slam him. Just pathetic.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 12:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sam
      Sam

      Reminds me of an apocryphal story about Winston Churchill. Supposedly he asked a socialite whether she’d sleep with him for a million pounds. The socialite replied “Well, I’d think that I would, Mr. Churchill.” He then asked if she’d sleep with him for ten pounds, to which she replied “Certainly not, Mr. Churchill. What kind of a woman do you think I am?”

      To which Churchill replied “I believe we’ve established that, madam. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”

      Dec 30, 2011 at 12:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shannon
      shannon

      Not only is he GAY….he is GROSS as hell!!!!!

      Dec 30, 2011 at 1:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MKe
      MKe

      Maybe Brad Pitt in the 90′s, but I think it’s time to admit he’s lost his looks. I guess having to take care of 18 kids in the morning and not having time to groom yourself will do that.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 3:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael W.
      Michael W.

      How much does Enrique Iglesias charge?

      Now if he put himself on the market for a similarly astronomical price, I’d start robbing banks tomorrow.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 4:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • steve sydney
      steve sydney

      He isn’t even the best looking guy from Take That..

      At this point Ryan Gosling would be worth the money.. but not Robbie..

      Dec 30, 2011 at 8:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JoeyO'H
      JoeyO'H

      Williams comes off dirty to me and not in a good way.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 8:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nick
      Nick

      @Sam: George Bernard Shaw

      Dec 30, 2011 at 10:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aiden
      Aiden

      Good luck with that. I wouldn’t pay him a compliment.

      Dec 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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