Behold Brobbie

Robbie Williams: $3 Million Gets My Gay Sex, But It’s Free For Brad Pitt

Hunky and perennially gaybaiting Brit-pop star Robbie Williams says that yes, he’d indeed have sex with a man if the price was right—and that price is two million British pounds, or about three million US bucks.

The UK’s Daily Mirror reports that in a two-hour webcast for Williams’ Radio Rudebox, friends of the 37-year-old singer suggested that £5 million might be the going price for Williams to have sex with a man. But the ever-humble—and we suspect, ever-eager—Williams thought £2 million seemed more fair. Unless you’re Brad Pitt, in which case the price goes down. Way down.

“Brad can negotiate,” suggested Robbie. “It’s £2 million for Santa, but it’s a freebie for Brad Pitt.”

On further reflection, Williams added, “How much would I have to pay him?”

Do we smell the blissful beginnings of a brewing Brobbie bromance?

Images via robbiewilliams.com, Rach

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