Behold Brobbie

Robbie Williams: $3 Million Gets My Gay Sex, But It’s Free For Brad Pitt

Hunky and perennially gaybaiting Brit-pop star Robbie Williams says that yes, he’d indeed have sex with a man if the price was right—and that price is two million British pounds, or about three million US bucks.

The UK’s Daily Mirror reports that in a two-hour webcast for Williams’ Radio Rudebox, friends of the 37-year-old singer suggested that £5 million might be the going price for Williams to have sex with a man. But the ever-humble—and we suspect, ever-eager—Williams thought £2 million seemed more fair. Unless you’re Brad Pitt, in which case the price goes down. Way down.

“Brad can negotiate,” suggested Robbie. “It’s £2 million for Santa, but it’s a freebie for Brad Pitt.”

On further reflection, Williams added, “How much would I have to pay him?”

Do we smell the blissful beginnings of a brewing Brobbie bromance?

Images via robbiewilliams.com, Rach

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By: Dan Allen
On: Dec 29, 2011
Tagged: Brad Pitt, Celebrities, Robbie Williams

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No. 1 · Cam
His former manager has already come out and said Williams is gay. I didn’t think that this was still an issue, I thought it was in relation to being closeted explaining why he was always drinking etc…

Dec 29, 2011 at 1:58 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · EdWoody
Everybody pulls out Brad Pitt for this question. Either that or George Clooney. It’s a cliche at this point.

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · JoeyO'H
I’m sure Robbie’s done men for a lot less, let alone for free.
Williams is GAY!

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:08 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · Marcus
@Cam:
Right? Robbie Williams and his gayness is such a old story.

@EdWoody:
It’s more than cliche at this point.

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:32 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Kurt
Please, he’s had sex with men before. He’s either bisexual or gay and it’s obvious.

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:34 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · dvlaries · Member · 1048 comments
He’s fewer years from geezer-hood than he is from the first summering of manhood. Be patient and prices will come down and you can save, save, save!

Dec 29, 2011 at 2:53 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Bill
He’d have to pay ME to fuck him.

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 8 · mattsy
I had sex with him

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:01 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 9 · Nick
why?

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 10 · Cinesnatch
How old is that photo?

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:25 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 11 · FreddyMertz · Member · 37 comments
I think pizza and beer will do the trick. Does for me…then of course I’m not a whore..or am I?

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 12 · Bryan
He has a nice ass if I recall correctly, though the pic I saw it in is a little old, so I have no idea if age and gravity have taken their toll.

Dec 29, 2011 at 3:29 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 13 · christopher di spirito · Member · 1634 comments
$3 million for sex with him? Puhleeze.

Now, maybe $3 million for sex with Chris Pine, or Joe Mauer — those guys are fucking hot but Robbie Williams looks unkempt and dirty.

Dec 29, 2011 at 4:16 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 14 · Spike
Anyone who thinks he hasn’t already had LOTS of gay sex, are fooling only themselves. Watch the MTV Cribs episode with him on it. He has his “boys” over.

Dec 29, 2011 at 4:41 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 15 · JessE
I’d pay for Matt Bomer but Robbie is trashy and haggard…

Dec 29, 2011 at 6:26 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 16 · heydrichmuller
@EdWoody: Am I the only one who doesn’t find Pitt & Clooney as sexy men? Angelina Jolie on the other hand can be my flipper.

Dec 29, 2011 at 8:04 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 17 · Kirk
Pitt and Clooney have about as much sex appeal as Sinead O’Connor….

Dec 29, 2011 at 9:41 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 18 · michael
Why are gay men so bitchy? It’s pathetic. He is a public figure telling the world he would have gay sex for free. So what if he is gay or not? Instead of all of you thanking him for not tweeting how he hates femmes all you can do is slam him. Just pathetic.

Dec 30, 2011 at 12:39 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 19 · Sam
Reminds me of an apocryphal story about Winston Churchill. Supposedly he asked a socialite whether she’d sleep with him for a million pounds. The socialite replied “Well, I’d think that I would, Mr. Churchill.” He then asked if she’d sleep with him for ten pounds, to which she replied “Certainly not, Mr. Churchill. What kind of a woman do you think I am?”

To which Churchill replied “I believe we’ve established that, madam. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”

Dec 30, 2011 at 12:50 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 20 · shannon
Not only is he GAY….he is GROSS as hell!!!!!

Dec 30, 2011 at 1:10 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 21 · MKe
Maybe Brad Pitt in the 90′s, but I think it’s time to admit he’s lost his looks. I guess having to take care of 18 kids in the morning and not having time to groom yourself will do that.

Dec 30, 2011 at 3:46 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 22 · Michael W.
How much does Enrique Iglesias charge?

Now if he put himself on the market for a similarly astronomical price, I’d start robbing banks tomorrow.

Dec 30, 2011 at 4:30 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 23 · steve sydney
He isn’t even the best looking guy from Take That..

At this point Ryan Gosling would be worth the money.. but not Robbie..

Dec 30, 2011 at 8:07 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 24 · JoeyO'H
Williams comes off dirty to me and not in a good way.

Dec 30, 2011 at 8:25 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 25 · Nick
@Sam: George Bernard Shaw

Dec 30, 2011 at 10:27 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 26 · Aiden
Good luck with that. I wouldn’t pay him a compliment.

Dec 30, 2011 at 6:31 pm · @Reply · Flag