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Robert Pattinson Admits To “Pleasuring” Himself With Naked Man In 2008


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By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Sep 3, 2013
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    • Caliban

      I’ve gotta say I was suspicious of the Pattinson/Kristen Stewart story. Not because I think he’s gay (I don’t know) but because she might be the most bland actress I’ve ever seen. One day I expect to see a headline, “Kristen Stewart Actually Opens Her Eyes All The Way!”

      It should be accompanied by fireworks!

      Sep 3, 2013 at 7:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dixie Rect
      Dixie Rect

      I admit that too.

      Sep 3, 2013 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      That was the most convincing I’ve ever seen him on screen.Could it be…?

      Sep 3, 2013 at 8:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jmmartin

      I wouldn’t mind acting with him in a movie sometime.

      Sep 3, 2013 at 10:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joetx

      Kristen Stewart, the “human frown?”

      LOL! So true!

      Sep 3, 2013 at 11:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • J.c.

      I really enjoyed that movie. The cinematography was excellent and Pattinson was very convincing as a young Salvador Dali’s being a cold opportunist descending into total madness. His acting was great in this and the story is fascinating.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 12:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shermanway

      Knew this story was too good to be true:


      Sep 4, 2013 at 12:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan26pdx

      Actually the footage was out there a few years ago. I’m sure it still is if you’re diligent.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 3:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      I don’t think anybody really gives a fuck.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 5:42 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      “Human frown” — you nailed that one and I am still laughing!!!

      Sep 4, 2013 at 6:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357

      That has got to be the WORST song put to montage ever. That being said, I kinda view this actor differently now, as if he gained some hot points.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 7:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwrappaport

      Only a British accent could make that unkempt hair and vacant stare of his attractive – and it does.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 8:09 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      I’m diggin’ the “Human Frown” jab, too. Could never figure out what it was about her that disturbed me so much and VOILA! I got my answer in print this morning. So VERY True. And such a Very Good line… ;)

      Sep 4, 2013 at 9:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NateB79

      @jwrappaport: You nailed it. Those three combined make me kind of swoony.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 10:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • balehead

      Once again the sad queens on here have to make every straight actor who plays gay to be really gay in real life….so sad…grow lives…

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357

      And….balehead is back baiting like the trollish old fisherman he is. Sad thing is nobody wants your shriveled little worm so go troll your grindr app for whomever it is you’ll be hooking up with tonight after your Wednesday night Baptist service.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      Balehead, you can fucking say that again. The guy is damaged goods and was cheated on by a scary bitch, and here are these lonely bastards kissing his feet and worshipping the ground he walks on!

      Sep 4, 2013 at 12:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake357

      Clearly then you’ll be hooking up with Dxley, which I suppose is pronounced Dicks-lee, like as in hardly and sadly.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley

      Bitch, are you trying to be funny?

      Sep 4, 2013 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Caleb in SC
      Caleb in SC

      Many naked men admit to pleasuring themselves to the thought of Robert Pattinson.

      Sep 4, 2013 at 11:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dawson

      Again I don’t get why so called straight men have a problem getting naked around other men unless they have other things on their mind. If you are so called straight what is it that makes you ashamed? As I told my straight friend years ago. It is just a dick. It is not going to attack you unless you want it to.

      Jun 7, 2014 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • casey

      Frankly, I’ve never understood Pattinson’s appeal!

      Jun 7, 2014 at 5:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      Male actors who think it makes them “straighter” to complain about other men are always good for a laugh. The straight actors who talk about sex and kissing scenes being no big deal seem much more secure in their sexuality.

      Aug 20, 2014 at 3:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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