Queerty is better as a member
Wait, so you totally misrepresented the plot of a MUSIC VIDEO to make a headline that sounded like NEWS? The old Queerty lives!
That was… different.
Not sure how they’d get this past lawyers, but I hope it stays up.
(“Officer McNugget,” though? Not that it really matters, but with all else, I’d have had to go with “Officer Big Mac,” as that’s the name of McDonaldland’s only policeman :) )
The lawsuit that is about to fall on Dildorado is going to be massive.
Checking again…nope. Clowns really don’t make anything funny.
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