
Portuguese-born footballer Cristiano Ronaldo took some time off kicking balls for Manchester United to spend a few hours kicking it with some friends.
Unfortunately for Ronaldo, a pesky paparazzo came along for the holiday. Fortunately for you, we've included the pictures.
We're especially fond of the one picking his teeth. Very humanizing.
I don't wish to appear vulgar, but I would fuck Rinaldo IN HALF. I swear to God that boy would be in pieces!
Seeing Ronaldo I wonder how different my life might have been if I has spent it running after balls as opposed to chasing dick.