We know you theater fags are mourning Rent‘s incomprehensible closing, but we’ve got some news that may make your day. Rosie O’Donnell will pen and perform an autobiographical solo show! Hoo-blah!
From our friend Mollygood, who heard it from wacky Cindy Adams:
Rosie Oâ€™Donnell is taking her harrowing personal trials and turning them into a play. The as-yet-untitled project is a one-woman show and is already in rehearsals somewhere outside of New York.
Cindy Adams, the New York Postâ€™s craziest doting mother, says, â€œItâ€™s based on her life story – her first one. Sheâ€™s lived many lives.â€
Certainly that sentence is more complicated than the play will be. Reserve your ticket now! (Yes, singular, you have to see something like this alone.)
Wait – O’Donnell’s writing an autobiographical play? Didn’t she just write a memoir? Someone’s got a crush…