Rosie O’Donnell and Kelly Carpenter haven’t been living together since August, if the National Enquirer was to be believed. And now they’re going their separate ways entirely, Rosie told an interviewer after dropping hints on her blog. But, the former talk show host says: “We’re a family. We will remain a family forever. And we are working on our issues.” (They’ve got three kids together, after all.) The same week the pair married (in San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom’s office), George W. Bush announced he’d try to constituionally ban same-sex marriage. WELL. So long as we’ve got Ellen and Portia, we can remain strong.