Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
DRAG STRIP

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Recap Realness: Gif Wall Of The Wild

Oh lord, children. Ru served up a clip show this week. How’m I gonna recap her recap? I had a lot of ideas, all of them bad ones frankly, and then it came to me: FEELINGS. This show is all about feelings. These recaps are all about feelings. Life is all about feelings. So I’m going to tell you all about how the queens make me feel. Maybe you can relate. Also, I’m involving animal gifs because there were no new dresses or wigs to show you. Below, I encapsulate the emotion triggered when thinking about each of the Season 1 queens.

Porkchop

Victoria “Porkchop” Parker
I know her from somewhere. Did I go to high school with her? Is she on Scandal? I know I know her.

Tammie

Tammie Brown
Someone must have slipped something in my drink. But, like, a nice something.

Akashia

Akashia
Oh shit, she’s got a knife!

Jade

Jade
I have the weirdest boner right now.

Ongina

Ongina
I am giant and unfashionable.

Shannel

Shannel
Loving you is difficult. I’m trying.

Rebecca

Rebecca Glasscock
NONONONONONONONONONO

nina

Nina Flowers
Boundless joy. I can see through time.

Bebe

Bebe Zahara Benet
I have found the path to enlightenment. I am at peace.

 

Wasn’t that fun? Not as fun as a real recap, but then again a highlights reel isn’t as fun as a real episode. Come back next week, I promise I’ll have actual words with which to entertain you all.

By:           Chris J Kelly
On:           Nov 12, 2013
Tagged: , , , , ,
  • There are no comments yet. Post yours!


    Add your Comment

    Please log in to add your comment

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.



  • QUEERTY DAILY

     




    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Copyright 2014 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.