As the show opens, I immediately wonder if the other contestants were as ready for Kandy’s exit as the audience was. No one even says goodbye to her, so I have to assume that she was already gone in their minds. Instead, all eyes are on the future. Max plans to honor Michelle’s request precisely once before going back to her signature gray, which I think is fair given that neither Kennedy nor Pearl has been similarly challenged for wearing the same hair color on the runway every week. It’s rich that Violet immediately jumps in to defend Vicious Visage. How does her scrawny neck not snap from the speed of that whiplash?
The following day, it’s a new day. I’m stunned that the producers actually prompted a queen to say that every week, and further shocked that they actually included the footage in the finished episode. Like, they’re all walking through the door together wearing different outfits. It’s evident. I promise that no one at home is wondering why they all went into the hall and changed clothes.
There’s almost no banter before Ru leaps in with her video message, assisted so briefly by Bianca Del Rio that one wonders why they bothered including her in the first place. Though the segment drops many clear hits about throwing shade, no reading mini-challenge materializes. Was it filmed and then jettisoned because of the uniformly low quality? Did the ladies take a united stand and refuse to insult each other for someone else’s amusement? Did someone have a Jasmine Masters-esque allergic reaction to the sassy sunglasses touching her face? Or did I misread those cues and they’re just saving it for a different week? (Cut to Katya emphatically saying “it’s definitely the last one” for all the morons in the audience.) Anyway, they jump right to the announcement of this week’s main event, the eagerly anticipated Snatch Game!
It’s a new paragraph! Celebrity selection always involves a few rough moments, and this season is no exception. Fame and Violet immediately struggle because they have both chosen to play Maya Rudolph. Admit it, no one was doing a Donatella Versace impersonation before that SNL skit. It ends up not being that big a deal when Fame graciously agrees to play the Long Island Medium instead, but Ru doesn’t enjoy watching people resolve issues calmly like adults, so she swoops in to encourage both contestants to second-guess themselves. Oddly, Violet struggles with the idea of following the advice of a judge, even after instructing Max to do so only one day ago. It’s almost like she’s a headstrong primadonna who believes that others are inherently inferior yet finds herself above reproach. Almost.
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Ginger and Katya try to steer Kennedy away from her choice to embody Little Richard, but for someone who was willing to undo two already-made decisions just moments ago, Ru is amazingly agnostic on this one. Her lack of concrete input comes across as shady, since asking one of the queens to figure it out on her own is usually about as helpful as lighting her on fire.
Everyone gets it together by the time the panel has been assembled, though. It’s Season 7, they know the drill. Rumor has it that Max was dissuaded from her original selection, Miranda Sings, but she manages a solid Sharon Needles. Jaidynn is visually acceptable as a pre-diet Raven-Symoné, but her one-note caricature is way off key. Despite her usual comedic prowess, Katya’s Suze Orman is bargain basement Wiig in a bargain basement wig. Violet and Pearl are inoffensive as Alyssa Edwards and Big Ang respectively. Maybe Fame should have gone back to Long Island, because the quality of her Donatella is well below medium. Closing out the panel are Kennedy, whose Little Richard is both creepier and campier than a cabin in the woods, and Ginger, who serves up an audacious, addled Adele.
It’s a good thing the guest judges this week are a hoot, because the runway theme of leather and lace elicits a surprising amount of uniformity from the ladies. Like, why it gotta be black? Thankfully, Tamar Braxton can make absolutely anything entertaining. She’s a human GIF. (Pronounced like the peanut butter, right, Ru?) And Michael Urie doesn’t have a lot to say, but he looks surprisingly cute while saying it, so I’m down. Call me, Michael.
In a Drag Race first, two queens tie for first place: Ginger and Kennedy, who march away hand-in-hand dressed as a set of drag-themed salt and pepper shakers that I hope to have on my dining room table one day. Jaidynn, on the other hand, pairs her messy impersonation from yesterday with a messy outfit today, and thus takes her second trip down Lip Sync Lane. Were I a judge, I’d have thrown Fame next to her; Max might not have perfectly embodied Season 4’s scream queen, but she clearly knows what a good performance looks like and gave it the 110% percent that only a theater weirdo can give. But it’s not my call, and Ru ushers the clucking mannequin to safety. I’d say that Max’s corset-popping breakdown had something to do with the choice, but in truth that whole interlude was so ham-fistedly edited that there’s no way of knowing what happened or when.
As soon as the music starts, it’s clear that Max’s kooky, character-based style won’t mesh with the song as well as Jaidynn’s high-energy diva strut. I’m staunchly #TeamMax, but my team loses and the Gray Lady gets sent packing. It’s frustrating that she was bullied into changing her appearance and then immediately punished for looking too plain, but that’s reality TV for you. Ru ends the episode by announcing that any of the eliminated girls could be brought back, so I guess there’s still a sliver of hope for the youngest old woman ever, but it doesn’t take Raven-Symoné’s visionary powers to know that Trixie is almost certainly the returning champion. Though if Kandy gets exhumed, we need to take to the streets, Boston Tea Party style: I’ll throw liquid liner into the ocean until the waters run black.
Chris J. Kelly performs under the drag name Ariel Italic; in addition to this recap, he hosts weekly Drag Race viewings at the 9th Avenue Saloon in New York City.
Jonathonz
What a disappointment that Max was sent packing. I hope she comes back. Btw the voting process is a little challenging but I was able to find an “approved photo” of Max (on @Logotv Twitter I believe) and post it to Instagram, Tumblr and Twitter with the #TeamMax hashtag.
Philigree
“…which I think is fair given that neither Kennedy nor Pearl has been similarly challenged for wearing the same hair color on the runway every week.”
Pearl didn’t wear a wig when she eliminated Trixie. Also, Kennedy, though I shudder at the thought of actually seeming like I’m defending her, has worn various colors. But then again, they might all be of the same shade of whatever through your stan goggles.
“Max might not have perfectly embodied Season 4’s scream queen, but she clearly knows what a good performance looks like and gave it the 110% percent that only a theater weirdo can give.”
Was it? Sorry. I’m still trying to figure out that deal with Ellen, with the temper-tantrums-that-she-doesn’t-have.
Naturally, we’re not going to talk about Max’s little scene with the corsette and the singing. Granted, it was mostly the shady editing that this season has been suffering from but clearly since it involves Max in a not-so-splendid light, we can just gloss over it.
Philigree
@Jonathonz: I second, actually. She was quite fun during the last episode of Untucked, deliciously tag-clocking Ginger and the deep-fried Rapidash-looking Kennedy with Pearl and Violet respectively, but unfortunately that Sharon Needles was just so bland and her runway look was just OK compared to what she has shown in the past. It’ll most likely be Trixie coming back. Some say that her dissing Ginger on the season preview was just a clipped that got cut but I wouldn’t be surprised if it is actually part of a future episode.
Philigree
Also… sorry but I couldn’t resist:
McShane: “Snatch Game is going to be epic. Pearl and Violet, I’m sorry my dears… but you are both up for elimination.”
LOL. Boy you are just going to just LOVE who the final three is this year.
Chris Kelly
@Philigree: Thank you for reminding me about Max’s weird breakdown! I inserted a reference; I’d be remiss not to.
Cam
I’m getting a little board of the fact that whichever queen is the more manic during their lip sync automatically wins.
It was like when, for 2 or 3 seasons whichever queen tore their wig off won.
robho3
Can we just crown Ginger the winner and call it a day? She is the only one that is entertaining. Poor thing looks better in drag than in real life. The group this season is awful…Maybe its time to do something else Miss Rupaul if these are the best queens you can find.
Philigree
@Cam: Oh come on! It’s not that automatic. Can we please not forgot the fact that Kennedy won her lip sync against Jasmine Master[of the squat]s? The girl is what Coco Montrese would’ve been had she tapped Pearl’s veins, meaning she should NEVER EVER be defined as manic.
Philigree
@robho3: So I’m guessing Ginger’s shenanigans in Untucked didn’t change your mind?
My biggest beef with this season is how shady editing seems to have been. Supposedly, Max’s breakdown + singing wasn’t as weird as they made it look (and they did make her look like a goddamn disaster, mind you.) And then there’s Fame ripping off her paper, the truth behind Pearl’s stand off with Ru and what Ru really said… blah blah blah. The girl’s in this season seem to have a lot of corroborated complaints about the editing. More so than the other seasons. And yes, the editing does come off as more desperate than that Alyssa vs Coco drama that would’ve been a complete bomb had it not been for that killer lip sync.
TomOH
I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if they bring Trixie back. In fact, in hindsight, I think part of the reason they eliminated her so early on is because they had already pegged her as the one they were going to eliminate but ultimately bring back. Although that said, I really don’t like the idea of them bringing back past eliminated contestants – since they basically just got to coast by several challenges.
IcarusD
Still don’t have a personal favorite yet. I was just starting to lean towards Trixxie when she was eliminated — and if the comments from my drag queen friends are any indication, she’s the overwhelming favorite for who they’d vote to bring back. (Not that it could influence Ru, because all of this was taped so long ago.)
I like Max and would go out to see her perform when she comes to SF, but it’s more of a vaguely positive feeling than outright enthusiasm. Violet annoyed me initially but she’s actually growing on me. I’m liking Ginger more, but she’s still hit and miss with me.
McShane
@Philigree: Nooooo!!!! God dammit. I just thought they would both have been eliminated by now. Wait,wait,wait you get Untucked? I don’t get Untucked. WTF! All I get is a social edition, just a rerun with tweets. Great, next thing you’re going to tell me is that you get Logo in HD.
Kennedy’s Little Richard made me super uncomfortable. I thought is was honestly going to be viciously terrible. But, it turned out OK. I will say this, Kennedy Davenport has no clue how facial hair works. She just put a Party City Burt Reynolds mustache on, looked at herself, and thought “Ya, good enough.” Little Richard always has a John Waters style pencil mustache with a small gap in the middle. Tiny detail, I know, but it drove me crazy.
Katya and Miss Fame. Oh, sweet sweet Katya. For the first time this whole season I think that we saw a side to Miss Fame that actually works. For me at least. I thought it was fantastic that Katya openly expressed how the pressure was messing with her head and sobriety. I never in a million years would have thought that Miss Fame could or would be so honest or helpful. I am seriously beginning to fall for Katya. For real. She’ll never replace my darling JujuBee, I think Katya is awesome. But those flat, mildly greasy looking California girl wigs need some help.
Fine… Pearl and Violet looked great on the runway. *shivers*
Jaidynn’s runway look was tragic. Ill fitting and cheap af. Hated it.
I won’t miss Max.
Philigree
@McShane: It’s on Youtube. If you’re not from the US, just use one of those online converters to get the thing, or a VPN. The effort, I know. But if you dig the idea of seeing Katya dance at a parking lot, it seems like a small price to pay.
boring
The hard-on for Max in this article is straight-up embarrassing, if you thought what she did on the stage was anywhere near acceptable, you’re fooling yourself.
Also selling your runway costumes on eBay is really, really sad.
stranded
Ms. Fame should have been on the bottom. Well, its hard for us to tell, we get edited version of their performance so it’s hard to understand why the judges thought she was better than Jaidynn. Even though the Raven Simone was one-note i thought it was a little funny. But to be honest what a weird person to think to impersonate. Katya is getting on my nerves. She’s so funny during the solo videos but in challenges she’s just so-so. Also wtf happened to
stranded
… to the mini challeges? The show is slightly boring when all there is is just the elimination challenge.
spiffy
Am I the only one who is NOT looking forward to The Snatch Game every season? Most of the times the performances are cringe-worthy at best… I can only think of a handful of queens who didn’t make a complete fools of themselves (Needles, Monsoon, Michaels and de La Creme; plus maybe a few others that I can’t remember at the moment,) the rest are just downright embarrassing.
I hope it will be Trixie; but unless she makes it to final three, I still maintain Ru is not going to let another clown queen win two years in a row, even if Trixie and Bianca are completely different character-wise.
IvanPH
Max is horrible. She tries too much but still ends up with lame performances. There is not a single funny bone in her body. A drag queen does not need to be stand-up comic hilarious, but, at the least, she must be witty. She should seriously consider a new career because i could only see her boring her audiences to death. Mama Ru need not bring her back. Max should Sashay Away for good.
Those Drag Race spoilers in reddit are becoming true. It looks like that Ginger Minj will indeed be in the final three and will be the only one who did not have to lip sync for her life. I hope she wins. A fat queen needs to be crowned this time.
Mykaels
“…but Ru doesn’t enjoy watching people resolve issues calmly like adults”
THIS. As much as I love this show (please note: show, not this season), Ru tries so hard to stir the pot to create drama. Between the bad editing, moving Untucked to a web series, subpar contestants, and him trying to create drama, this season is a hot mess on a burning skillet. Normally the chaos in and of itself would be amusing to watch, but this is just tragic.
Concerning Max, he does well when he has to salvage a disaster group challenge, but he seems to do very poorly in creating something good from scratch. Personality wise, he was one of my favorites, but so far I have seen him go from serious top 3 contender to nodding in approval as he sashayed away.
Cam
Max’s drag I thought came from such a clever place. The problem is, he doesn’t seem to understand reality.
I.E., you are going on Drag Race. Drag Race has something called “Snatch Game”, the only purpose of Snatch Game is to be funny. Funny is more important that even the look.
So what did he do? He had a perfect Sharon Needles look, but nothing funny to say….nothing at all.
At this point they should have been working on their Snatch Game Character for months.
Niko
A disappointing episode….Max was my favourite but he blew it in the Snatch Game…majorly. The look was perfect, the mannerisms were spot on (even when he wasn’t the focus – a sign of an actor) but the responses and repartee landed with a thud. Still I think Fame and Jaiden were worse. And that song they lip-synched to had to be the worst POS ever….OK – Geronimo (available on Itunes) was worse but still what a terrible song…..but……I can’t believe Ginger and Kennedy won…..i thought they were both not great. Satire comes form an exageration of the real – how was Ginger’s Adele a satire with her eating constantly, drinking and waving her awards around? It wasn’t at all funny because it wasn’t based on the person she was mimicking. She looked great but way too much praise…and eating while playing a large lady on the Snatch Game? How original…tell that to Stacey Lane Matthews and Latrice Royale – did it first, did it better.
And Kennedy – can one remind the judges of the hate on they had for Alaska when she portrayed a boy? Well they did – and when Milk dressed as Rupaul (male) they were shady – but KD (or Jabba) as Little Richard – nothing but praise even though his make-up and costume were totally slapdash. Responses were funny but it’s a drag competition – even when playing a campy character like Little Richard.
Oh Ms Visage should mention to Mama Ru that she is always wearing blonde wigs and maybe she should change it up.
Loved Max though as I thought he had a full character and not just a bunch of schticky mannerisms. Sorry to see him go. At the beginning Ginger was my favourite but no more…the Untucked episodes show him to be a caustic, bitter guy….not likable at all. Bianca might have had a biting wit but it was often deserved, said directly to the person and on many occassions she showed great kindness to her fellow contestants…Ginger – that’s the sort of queen I would avoid at all costs.