Honey the list of Detox’s plastic surgery requires its own recap.
…she did everything but her nose…really everything BUT that HUGE BEAK.
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So next episode is comedy and I’m guessing Jinkx will be doing well again…
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As always, a sharp and extremely entertaining review of RPDR. Looking forward to more, Chris!
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First episode, I hated Coco. By about the third, I loved her. I’m kind of getting back to hate now, because Good God, Get a Grip, Girl. No-one likes a passive-aggressive bitch. Own your shit, including your anger.
I kind of want to give Detox a pass for the team setup, because I could believe that she looked around the room and thought, “These groupings will be HILARIOUS,” but again, own that shit. But Detox bugs me anyway, because her face is so… wrong. I was not surprised at the laundry list of plastic surgery, Detox lives in the Uncanny Valley.
I’m loving Jinkx so hard but I really wish she could pull together a glamazon look to shut Michelle up. Part of the problem may be that Michelle wants a look Jinkx doesn’t really have the body type for. But still, she’s amazing, so there’s that.
And Alaska needs to shake off Roxxxy and Detox. (Or Detox, at least.) Detox seems to have already thrown out everything she has to offer, and at this point Rolaskatox is holding Alaska back.
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Michelle Visage is so [much more than usual] nasty and unlikable this season, she’s making Santino look good.
During the airing, she actually read Jinkx on Twitter over his real life religion (statement) and argued with him about it. Claiming that he couldn’t be “raised Catholic” because he was circumcised if he was born Jewish. MORON.
And yo Detox your statement was “I do it all, sing, act, dance, rap.” Uh, no you didn’t on the dance OR singing challenge.
Jinkx Monsoon website is selling makeup now LOL.
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I am sooo over Detox right now. They way Coco and Alyssa backed away from her when she walked towards them in the work room is quite telling. #offcamerabully Them two are pretty hard bitches, so watching their mannerisms as they practically shied away and flinched for a blow was pretty jarring. What could possible scare these two sassy, southern fried queens?