The following article is NSFW (trust us, it’ll make sense later).
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Miss Fame, the drag queen alter ego of Kurtis Dam-Mikkelsen, appears to be to season 7 of RuPaul’s Drag Race what Milk was to season 6: the sexy dream boat that’s leaving fans’ panties wet.
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Unfortunately, due to an almost 100% gag order placed on the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race season 7 by LogoTV and World of Wonder, we’ve been unsuccessful in our attempts at getting interview approvals with the new contestants. They are dying to do them too, they just can’t yet 🙁
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Because we’re all so eager to learn more about the new contestants, we’ve been spending that allotted interview time looking for interesting information and details to share with you, the readers, about the new cast.
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In our hunting, we’ve been finding a lot of really great stuff about the queens! We’re literally gagging over how talented we’re finding all of them to be. Yes gawd!
All of our sickening discoveries will be RuVealed between now and the beginning of the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race (which, in case you’ve been living under a rock and somehow don’t know yet, starts on March 2nd).
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So, because we want to start our findings reveal off on an epic level, we’re giving you our juiciest find so far! Just don’t get your hopes up too high at the thought of seeing Miss Fame naked. Miss Fame is a classy bitch, and when you’re a classy bitch you don’t go around sharing x-rated photographs of yourself with the world.
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The photos we found aren’t straight-up dick pics sent to old hookups, and they’re not naked photos taken from the set of a porn film (remember, classy bitches don’t do those things).
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Our nude photo discovery comes from Kurtis’ male modeling portfolio and, although we have no way of confirming exactly what they were taken for, they’re definitely more artistic modeling shots than they are fapping material. #Sorry
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So put away your Jergens bottle and Kleenex box, because, without further adieu, we proudly present you our first RuPaul’s Drag Race season 7 “From the Vault” discovery…
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Miss Fame/Kurtis Dam-Mikkelsen’s Naked Modeling Photos
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We hope you’re satisfied (and maybe slightly impressed)…because we definitely are! 😉
SEE ALSO: 2014: The Year of Naked RuPaul’s Drag Race Contestants (NSFW)
Tune in to watch the premiere of RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 7 on LogoTV starting Monday, March 2nd at 9pm! #RealnessJustGotRealer
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LALALand
She’s going to have a meaty tuck with those door knockers
blake3b
lol yeah looks like another Jade from season 1.
Truth
This sentence from the article makes no sense: “Just don’t get your hopes up too high at the thought of seeing Miss Fame naked.”
We see his dicks and balls. That’s called “naked.” No other way to say it.
And why entitle the article “Miss Fame’s Nude Modeling…”?