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Saddlebacking Defined

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Saddlebacking, a word derived from Saddleback, Pastor Rick Warren’s Orange County church. Here’s Dan Savage’s definition: “Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.

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By:           cord
On:           Jan 28, 2009
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No. 1 · Bruce

ROFL, I had a friend in High School that tried this in 1992-1993 time frame. He thought saddlebacking would keep him a virgin and ok in the eyes of his Church and God.

I told him sex was sex whether is was oral, anal or (ick) vaginal.

But thank you, I now know the correct term for this.

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 12:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 2 · Pragmatist

I am seriously amused. Do kids really do this? Who do they think they’re fooling?

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 12:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 3 · Ben

Well everyone knows there’s nothing more holy than barebacking 4 Jesus.

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 12:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 4 · andy_d · Member · 137 comments

Not quite the same impact as the noun “santorum.” How about calling it “dick warrening?” This way we can give Rick Warren a much deserved spearing just like we did Rick Santorum.

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 1:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 5 · Nickadoo

Read this yesterday. I (heart) Dan Savage so much.

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 6 · Symonds

Mary’s only a virgin if you don’t count anal!

(T-shirt hell, I think?)

Posted: Jan 28, 2009 at 4:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 7 · Trina

Oh i see….and “Haggard” is still haggard.

Posted: Jan 29, 2009 at 3:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]
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No. 8 · Justin Allen

That is so funny. LMAO.

Posted: Jan 29, 2009 at 11:43 am · @ReplyReply to this comment · [Flag?]

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