San Francisco Cracking Down On McDonald’s Boy Toys
Food nazis in San Francisco, headquarters of the rabid homosexual agenda, are considering barring McDonald’s from distributing toys in their Happy Meals unless the fast food chain starts throwing in fruits (natural sugar!) and vegetables (natural cardboard!) and lowers the calorie count of these fat-inducing meals. Obviously this means San Francisco is not only attempting to crack down on McDonald’s sex toy distribution ring, but turn the city’s kids into terrible lovers later in life.
The registers used to have keys marked “boytoy” and “grltoy”, though now they change them to say whatever the toy series is (Barbie, etc.) Combine that with a slow night and the grill keys (for special orders) and you get slips saying things like “BOYTOY XTRA MEAT” and/or NUTS.
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Something Freudian going on about the sign maker’s felt need to underscore Boy Toys.