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Santorum On Bowling The Heterosexual Way: “Friends Don’t Let Friends Use Pink Balls”
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1equalityUSA
Off camera? This closet case has issues.
Kristopher
If pink balls turn you gay than what does a yellow ball turn you? Or a red ball? Or a BLUE BALL? What color ball is safe for my children to use???
1equalityUSA
Forced pelvic exams to root out unpopular balls will be on the Republican agenda. “We’re not gonna let you do that.” should be the repub’s slogan for this century.
Ted
Santorum and lick my pink balls.
Stupid
Yeah, I’ve seen Santorum all over pink balls, many times. What’s the deal? (Seriously, pink-phobia in a grown man is ridiculous … and a clear sign of “she doth protest to much, girlfriend.”)
Belize
“Friends don’t let friends use pink balls.”
Because they’d want it for themselves?
GreatGatsby2011
@Kristopher: @Belize: Thanks for the chuckle. Those were great.
Gorbeh
I see 6 pink balls in the ball pit! :O
B
No. 1 · 1equalityUSA wrote, “Off camera? This closet case has issues.” The issue is more likely the stress of all the media scrutiny. Santorum probably figured that if he was seen in a game with a pink bowling ball, it would be filmed and picked up in a series of ads or jokes making fun of him. What’s not clear is whether he realizes why so many people are making fun of him – the idiotic things he says.
AEH
That’s coming from a guy who believes tampons lead girls down the path of evil…
B
No. 10 · AEH wrote, “That’s coming from a guy who believes tampons lead girls down the path of evil…”
They had a sex expert on NPR today talking about Santorum’s “position” on pornography. The expert’s opinion was that either Santorum is incredibly uninformed or he is lying through his teeth – the available data are not consistent with Santorum’s stated opinion.
The problem (for Santorum) is that when the availability of porn in the U.S. substantially increased, the yaerly cases of rape, etc. started to drop. Santorum’s opinion suggest that those cases should have increased instead.
doug105
@B: You don’t think a little thing like the truth will stop any bible thumper do you, if it did there would be no absence based sex ed and the U.S. would have a lower teen pregnancy and std rate.
Auntie Mame
Why can’t gay men behave like normal men? And pornography is gross. Put some clothes on.
Bailey
santorum can go lick my taint!
1equalityUSA
The repubs are fighting birth control, yet Viagra is covered. This ninny, Santorum, says if a woman is raped, she should, “Make the best of the situation and consider this baby a gift from God.” He’s such a whack-job that he loses his cool over a reporter misquoting him. Imagine a man with this demeanor in charge of Nukes.
B
No. 12 · doug105 wrote, “@B: You don’t think a little thing like the truth will stop any bible thumper do you,..”
Hey, J. Random Bible Thumper doesn’t get the phrase “lying through his teeth” used on National Public Radio as the only alternative to utter ignorance! You have to really do something to get that sort of reaction.
Larry
alley balls are colored by weight and pink is a lighter ball and a better fit for a young person. santorum is a friggin moron but that is no surprise
Will
I could only find three pink balls without my glasses on. Does that mean I have to be demoted to bisexual?