Santorum—the candidate, not the sexual side-product—has promised to drop out of the presidential race if he comes last in the Iowa caucus next week.
“If I finish dead last behind the pack I’m going to pack up and go home,” Rick Santorum said on the Iowa radio station WHO.
Don’t pop the bubbly yet—the homophobic former senator is optimistic about his chances: “I don’t think that’s going to happen,” he added. “I think we’re going to be very much in the mix and I feel very good that we’re going to surprise a lot of people in how we finish.”
Santorum has seen his poll numbers jump from the low single digits earlier in the month to 16% in a Time/CNN poll released Wednesday. That same poll put Mitt Romney in the lead with 25%, followed by Ron Paul with 22%, Newt Gingrich with 14%, Rick Perry with 11%, Michele Bachmann with 9% and Jon Huntsman with 1%.
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Since most of these guys are actually running for cushy Fox News commentator gigs and not the White House, they should all be very happy.
Source: CNN; Image via Gage Skidmore
noneya
what happened to the writing at Queerty? It used to be edgy and full of commentary. there were snarky jokes to be had regarding ALLL the candidates and not simply the just-shy-of-the-mark fox news crack. Now it just seems demure and lame. wtf?
christopher di spirito
Santorum knocked up his wife eight times. He should be going to work each day and earning a paycheck to help pay for his brood’s expenses. His wife is a Registered Nurse. How much is she bringing home? $75,000, $80,000 a year? Not enough to put food on the table and pay the mortgage while Rick is running for an office he will never attain. Rick Santorum is low-life.
JoeyO'H
He should be flushed out of the human race. Santorum is a bonafide asshole dick!
scribe31
@christopher di spirito: someone has allowed him to climb on top of them at least eight times…. ewwwww and wtf!
kawneekwa
I still wanna no what inspire Santorum to give jerry sandusky a Congressional medal even after pennstate kick him off campus for doing somethin with chidlins in their gym shower room. What up wit dat shit? Follow dat money. You know what I mean?
TMikel
Santorum, AKA Mr. Frothy Mix, is a bottom feeder. Yeah, he has eight kids which says a great deal about his wife’s taste in men and her intelligence. Watch – he will find a way to go back on his promise to drop out – the man lives for media attention.