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Sassy Gay Friend is Back with With More Commercial-tainment

How do we feel about Sassy Gay Friend always shilling for Kraft Foods? We do like his schtick, but this business with “MiO” has us conflicted.

On one hand: why shouldn’t Second City make a few extra bucks for entertaining us? On the other hand, ALL RIGHT, WE GET IT.

“What what what are you doing” was a fun gay catchphrase, but is it still lovable now that it’s a slogan for junk food? Would three wolf moon be as fun if they were howling at a Dorito? Would those OK Go videos still be fun if they were trying to sell somethi … oh.

MiO, in case you’re interested, is mostly sucralose (aka Splenda) and acesulfame potassium, which you’ll be pleased to hear probably do not cause cancer. So, that’s a mark in its favor.

By:           matt baume
On:           May 20, 2011
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  • 14 Comments
    • Alex
      Alex

      “What position do you play?”

      “Pitcher”

      Wow, I love this man. That was way too easy

      May 20, 2011 at 8:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DJ
      DJ

      He’s hilarious!

      May 20, 2011 at 9:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jeff4justice
      jeff4justice

      I’m a better homo YouTuber than this guy.
      http://www.youtube.com/user/jeff4justice

      May 20, 2011 at 11:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @jeff4justice: You ain’t fit to suck the sweat from his taught firm buttocks!

      May 21, 2011 at 1:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jedi Masta
      Jedi Masta

      @jeff4justice: If by better, you mean you have a more grating voice and that your videos are too dumb for anyone to care…then yeah. You are a better homo YouTuber than this guy.

      May 21, 2011 at 1:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      And we’re perplexed why gay athletes choose to stay in the closet? LOL
      The stereotype is alive and thriving.

      May 21, 2011 at 8:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      He’s brilliant!! The haters hate anyone who is talented….

      May 21, 2011 at 10:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric
      Eric

      Love Sassy! He can do anything, sell anything and I will adore him. Serious love him. When does he get his own show?!

      May 21, 2011 at 5:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      Please stop posting this unfunny crap.

      May 22, 2011 at 12:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • paul f
      paul f

      @fagburn: Watch the eve one instead. That one is funny!

      May 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fagburn
      fagburn

      @paul f: That wasn’t funny either.

      May 22, 2011 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Reese Rideout
      Reese Rideout

      Now this guy is hilarious I would so love to do a video with him one day.. I so have to post this hahahaha

      http://www.reeserideout.com

      May 22, 2011 at 5:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ziggypop
      ziggypop

      Ive loved all the Sassy Gay Friend clips up till now, but this one isnt funny and borders on offensive. Maybe its because he queening it up in front of straight people instead of in a scripted skit where he actually tells the heroine to wise up. Here he’s just a minstrel. He could be silly without being a one-man minstrel show. But I suppose a girl gotta eat.

      May 23, 2011 at 8:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      @fagburn: You wouldn’t know what funny is if it sat on your face and started to wiggle!

      May 23, 2011 at 3:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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