Sausage Fest.
John McCain will spend this Memorial Day weekend with Governor Charlie Crist of Florida, Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal, one of whom may become his vice-presidential running mate. None are great on gay issues. [Politico]
gayboy crist would be best on gay issues
http://www.queersunited.blogspot.com
An old white man would really round out the ticket…
I can’t decide if it would be more fun to have Mitt and his magical underwear or the closeted, self-hating Crist.
Recently elected Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal is the biggest threat to an Obama-? ticket because the man is fuckably hot! Crist is an old queer cake left out in the rain and his only purpose would be to steal Florida for the GOP (not again!) and Mitt is too moonbeam-y weird with his morose religion but he has deep pockets. Unless this is a diversion, it’s either Huckabee (who wants to quarantine PLWA) or ethnic-ly refereshing Jindal. Condi bowed out because Michelle Obama stole her hairstyle. Just Kidding! I miss Hillary, already.