It's hard to find a man these days. Let alone a super man. The seemingly endless quest for love can get a bit tiresome, leading lonely hearts in the realm of fantasy. Never fear, heartbroken homos - the superhero match makers are here!
Despite existing in separate comic company realms, Doctor Fate and Professor X have teamed up to help you find the super-powered lover of your dreams. All you have to do is head on over to the Superhero Dating Quiz, answer some standard questions - "Do You Like Big Muscles?", "Do you like flying?" - and the duo find your match.
We're 65.2% compatible with Beast from the X-Men. Batman trailed close behind with 64.6%. No offense, Beast, but we're going to go with Batman. Oh, shit, we've made Beast cry!
It's not you, Beast, it's our distaste for shedding animals. We'll give you a call if things between us and old Bat butt don't work out.
(Super thanks to reader Nathan for sending us the link. You're our hero.)
Girl we must have similar taste, thought I pulled Colossus at 67%, Batman was a close second 63.4. I like the saying for Colossus
"Tall, Russian and made of steel Colossus is one country bumpkin knows how to plow a field."
I was hoping to pull Wolverine - can't deny a man with scruffy face, muscles and chest hair…WOOF
I got Spiderman, y'all !!!! Eat THAT Mary Jane !!!!
Rawhide Kid or the Original Green Lantern? No thanks.
Ooh, i got Iron Man, Wolverine and Cyclops all exactly 62.2% equal. It's a foursome!
I'm a dirty little whore to have snagged…..Wolverine 68.2% Match
Short and grumpy looks to be your thing! You thrive on down-to-earch badboys. Hey maybe Wolverine will show you what he's the best at.
Other Close Matches:
Madman (64.6%)
Hulk (62.8%)
Madman with 65.2%
Due to his "rebirth," Madman is innocent, kind, and good natured. He doesn't like evil and will try to put a stop to it. He'll show you a snappy time.
I lurve innocent boys!
Followed by The Rawhide Kid with 62.2% and Alan Scott with 58.6%
Glad I didn't pull Batman, or Superman. They're real douch bags.
Nightwing is mine… which i am TOTALLY cool with… (hehehehe)
I got Beast too, with 71.2%. Followed by Madman and, strangely, Alan Scott, who were both tied at 65.2%.