Does the name Todd Kincannon ring a bell? He was the executive director of the South Carolina Republican Party and, on Monday, he vented about this year’s Super Bowl with a lovely tweet that read, “This Super Bowl sucks more dick than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money.”
It’s like, who goes there? One minute we’re all grumbling about the blackout and the next you’re throwing shade at a murdered black youth.
Way to be a buzzkill, Sir Buzz Killington.
“The left has decided that Trayvon Martin was just this perfect little angel,” Kincannon told HuffPo Live. “He was a thug. He tweeted about drug use. This guy, he was a criminal, and the left has decided to make him some sort of martyr. That is what I don’t understand.”
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Ironically, Kincannon is kind of obsessed with dick: As Wonkette points out, last fall he got busted sexting pics of his peen (NSFW) to random women.
What a thug.
avesraggiana
I wanna see! I wanna see! The peen, that is.
2eo
Nice job you had once. I look forward to one day dancing in a white suit on your grave after your suicide is ruled “hilarious” by all parties involved.
Truth Addict
This story is a joke, right? We’re being punk’d, right? No one in their right mind would tweet something like that, right?
tjr101
Hmm, are the gay republicans going to defend this?
BJ McFrisky
@tjr101: There is no defending such a comment. Much like there’s no defending Jesse Jackson for referring to NYC as “Hymietown.” Racism is racism, no matter what political affiliation one claims to be a part of, and those who perpetuate it always come out looking ugly and stupid. Surely we can agree on that much.
jackpapa
Trash tweets trash.
Aidan8
American football culture + middle-aged-white-male + Republican + conservative + a dash of Southern (+ likely a christian) = sure-to-be-an-asshole
samwise343
Like many conservatives/republicans, there are LOTS of things this fucktard doesn’t understand.
jmmartin
It really IS the Kali Yuga, and Yeats knew what he was talking about in “The Second Coming”: we are in real trouble when some of our elected officials are certifiably insane.
D9W
Spoken like a true crack whore to the party of stupid.
LubbockGayMale
And this is a man Karl Rove wants to see in power? Lord save us all!!!!!
Crankycub
He is utterly disgusting…having said that I would suck it.
queerty1958
Maybe he is speaking from experience as a crack whore himself.
RomanHans
Yup, it’s startlingly offensive. Rumor has it, though, that he’s constantly tweeting stuff like that so he can get kicked off Twitter and start claiming he’s a martyr of the 1st amendment. Until then, well, he’s a grade-A a$$hole and a great spokesperson for the Republican party.
hyhybt
That comment doesn’t sound genuine. It sounds like someone trying to squeeze in as much offense as possible.
(By the way: was the Super Bowl that bad? I haven’t seen it yet, but would expect a game with a final score that close to be a good one.)
Chad Hunt
I hope the idiot is found in a public bathroom getting fucked by a huge black cock while hitting a crack pipe. He is a Republican after all and that is certainly not out of the realm of possibilities where they are concerned.
Chad Hunt
I hope the idiot is found in a public bathroom getting screwed by a huge black peen while hitting a crack pipe. He is a Republican after all and that is certainly not out of the realm of possibilities where they are concerned.
BikeHulk
@queerty1958: @queerty1958: WORD! WORD!! YES!!!!
BikeHulk
@Chad Hunt: Chad — He will be caught with pants down in public restroom in 3….. 2…..
It’s always the same.
rextrek
he’s as Gayyyyyy as the day is Looong!
mcflyer54
At least he wouldn’t have become a stinking Republican.
pbuff
@Chad Hunt: Yeah like this guy in Florida: http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2007/07/homoquotable-bob-allen.html
Little-Kiwi
this guy is the reason gay republicans are always such racist, self-loathing cowards.
The Real Mike in Asheville
@Crankycub: Ummm, dude, there are plenty of guys who are not disgusting, who enjoy a good blow job. Why in the world would you degrade yourself so low?
D9W
THE BEST RESPONCE >> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9gOk51hoqI
Musk
Although I want to take a bullwhip to this pigeon-toed mofo, I need to remember that it’s attitudes like his that reelected President Obama by a very comfortable margin. And for that Mr. Kincannon, I want to thank you. Keep up the good work! Please feel free to slam Hispanics and women and rape too.
“Don’t change a hair for me. Not if you care for me.”
PARKAVMAN
I guess, pursuant to his agreement with this ‘crack whore’, he didn’t get what he wanted. That must be the only way he can get dick, buy it.
LadyL
The closet cases are always the most vicious, aren’t they. Sad.
the other Greg
His counterpart, the chairman of the South Carolina Democratic Party – a man named something like Harpootlian, sorry I forget his first name but his surname was the memorable Harpootlian – had one of the best comments on last year’s Republican primaries:
“The Republicans have become the Almond Joy party. Sometimes they feel like a nut, sometimes they don’t.”
It seems more and more they’re giving up on the Mounds bars entirely!
greenmusic23f
@avesraggiana: There’s a link in the article if you really do…
avesraggiana
@greenmusic23f:
Oh my God! Thank you, I missed it entirely! If he’s gonna be an exemplary closet gay, he needs to learn to take better cock shots. And I didn’t think most women were really interested in that kind of thing anyway. Cock shots, that is.
Billysees
@Aidan8: 7
Interesting formula.
Very interesting…..lol
Harley
Yea. That tweet was pretty gay.