School Fire Leads To Discovery Of Moscow Headmaster’s Private Gay Porn + Dildo Collection
Yury Zavalsky, the director of an “elite” public school in Moscow, insists the gay porn and dildos found in his office by firefighters putting out a Saturday blaze belong to his nephew, but he cannot explain why he was storing them in his office.
I can’t help but think, “What if this was Dumbledork?” of the kid’s Harry Potter series. Oops!
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I can’t help but picture Dumbledork of the children’s book series, Harry Potter. “I found the dead Headmaster’s old wands, but they smell a bit odd, Ron!”
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I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.
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No. 4 · D.R.A. wrote, “I hope this poor guy doesn’t get ostracized (or worse) because of this.” … the “or worse” might be actually using that crazy-looking red dildo QUEERTY had in the photo.
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No. 6 · ron wrote, “@B: REALLY!! What the fuck is that thing?! I can’t believe the things people will shove up their bum!”
You better have really good spacial-visualization skills to even consider pushing that thing in on your own (which readers should take as a comment about its complex shape, not a comment about sexual practices).
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*cue:70′s porn music and sleezy anouncer voice* “what happens when a group of ripped,russian firefighters finnish the job early and decide to take a break? with the help of an unexpected discovery, the boys in masks take you on a trip you won’t soon forget………”
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These “instructional aids” were kept at the school rather than his home? Me thinks there is a bit more to this story, lost somewhere in the translation from Russian.