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Scientists Threaten To Take All The Fun Out Of An 8-Ball

I’m pretty sure the entire purpose of snorting cocaine is to get the happy signals to fire in your brain, so this vaccine for nose candy — which would make your body produce anti-bodies that would “attack” the drug like it would a virus, and kill the pleasure-causing chemicals before they can reach your brain — simply promises to make your coke habit a really expensive let down. What’s next, a vaccine that makes meth users not want to get barebacked by a half dozen strangers? Somebody stop these liberal activist researchers!

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