Comments on: Scottish Lesbians In Bad Way http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/ Free of an agenda. Except that gay one. Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:29:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: RPCV http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66489 RPCV Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:58:20 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66489 M66: "Yeah, I’ve known gay men who like to stick monstrous sized dildos up their “private parts”, too. Does that make you “hardened faggots” like prostate exams any better?" Well, once the muscles have been flexed/worked long and hard, having a finger up there feels like nothing. Quite frankly, when my sexy doc puts that glove on and lubes it up, he sees my doggie eyes looking at his hand and, well, we both enjoy it........... M66: “Yeah, I’ve known gay men who like to stick monstrous sized dildos up their “private parts”, too. Does that make you “hardened faggots” like prostate exams any better?” Well, once the muscles have been flexed/worked long and hard, having a finger up there feels like nothing. Quite frankly, when my sexy doc puts that glove on and lubes it up, he sees my doggie eyes looking at his hand and, well, we both enjoy it………..

]]> By: M66 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66425 M66 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 19:16:07 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66425 >I’ve known some dykes who stick monstrous sized dildos made of all types of material up their “private parts.” Yeah, I've known gay men who like to stick monstrous sized dildos up their "private parts", too. Does that make you "hardened faggots" like prostate exams any better? >I’ve known some dykes who stick monstrous sized dildos made of all types of material up their “private parts.”

Yeah, I’ve known gay men who like to stick monstrous sized dildos up their “private parts”, too. Does that make you “hardened faggots” like prostate exams any better?

]]> By: fingers http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66407 fingers Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:18:31 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66407 I hate pap smears. I hate them so much I don't go. Why would a lesbian like a pap smear? Do men enjoy prostate exams? Do gay men? Do gay men like to be raped in prison more than straight men? I mean come on. Now if my OBGYN threw in a lick.....(Just trying to lighten up the situation, I am NOT being real.) I hate pap smears. I hate them so much I don’t go. Why would a lesbian like a pap smear? Do men enjoy prostate exams? Do gay men? Do gay men like to be raped in prison more than straight men? I mean come on.

Now if my OBGYN threw in a lick…..(Just trying to lighten up the situation, I am NOT being real.)

]]> By: kendall joy http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66386 kendall joy Thu, 10 Jul 2008 17:17:00 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66386 Excuse me. Who's idea was it to channel the captain of the high skool football team? Sexual health is a serious component of overall physical and emotional health. Is it any wonder that they suffer together? Excuse me. Who’s idea was it to channel the captain of the high skool football team?

Sexual health is a serious component of overall physical and emotional health. Is it any wonder that they suffer together?

]]> By: jjme http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66368 jjme Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:39:56 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66368 I'm just echoing what everyone else here is saying, but it bears repeating. WHY would a woman enjoy a pap smear just because she's a lesbian. I'm not as much offended, as I am confused. First of all, don't all women share the same hardware down there? Why would one sexuality enjoy said hardware in a different way from another? In other words, if this weird theory of yours is true, and a woman were to enjoy a pap smear (as if!), then why would a lesbian be the only one to be able to get off in this manner? Secondly - WHO THE FUCK ENJOYS A MEDICAL EXAM? Do men get off on the ol' prostate exam? huh? huh? Ridiculous. I’m just echoing what everyone else here is saying, but it bears repeating. WHY would a woman enjoy a pap smear just because she’s a lesbian. I’m not as much offended, as I am confused. First of all, don’t all women share the same hardware down there? Why would one sexuality enjoy said hardware in a different way from another? In other words, if this weird theory of yours is true, and a woman were to enjoy a pap smear (as if!), then why would a lesbian be the only one to be able to get off in this manner? Secondly – WHO THE FUCK ENJOYS A MEDICAL EXAM? Do men get off on the ol’ prostate exam? huh? huh? Ridiculous.

]]> By: RPCV http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66354 RPCV Thu, 10 Jul 2008 16:04:55 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66354 CLD: “You would think lesbians would like that sort of thing…” I've known some dykes who stick monstrous sized dildos made of all types of material up their "private parts." Maybe Queerty assumed that hardened dykes (and you know who you are), would, in fact, like that sort of thing........ CLD: “You would think lesbians would like that sort of thing…” I’ve known some dykes who stick monstrous sized dildos made of all types of material up their “private parts.” Maybe Queerty assumed that hardened dykes (and you know who you are), would, in fact, like that sort of thing……..

]]> By: CLD http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66332 CLD Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:20:47 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66332 <em>"You would think lesbians would like that sort of thing..."</em> What kind of stupid ass comment is that? What in the world would make anyone think a person of any persuasion would enjoy having a large, cold metal object jammed into their private parts? STFU. “You would think lesbians would like that sort of thing…”

What kind of stupid ass comment is that? What in the world would make anyone think a person of any persuasion would enjoy having a large, cold metal object jammed into their private parts? STFU.

]]> By: watercat http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66266 watercat Thu, 10 Jul 2008 04:21:37 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66266 Having to endure a lifetime filled with degrading, insulting comments like that post, I'm sure, is a lot of why so many of these people kill themselves. You're the reason. Having to endure a lifetime filled with degrading, insulting comments like that post, I’m sure, is a lot of why so many of these people kill themselves. You’re the reason.

]]> By: RPCV http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66255 RPCV Thu, 10 Jul 2008 02:43:12 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66255 Well, I guess it couldn't be because gay people are predisposed to depression, anxiety, etc., anyway. I suspect that the percentage of gays on Paxil, Lexapro, Zoloft, and the rest, is higher than the population in general - in ANY country in the world with access to these drugs....... Well, I guess it couldn’t be because gay people are predisposed to depression, anxiety, etc., anyway. I suspect that the percentage of gays on Paxil, Lexapro, Zoloft, and the rest, is higher than the population in general – in ANY country in the world with access to these drugs…….

]]> By: HypeJersey http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66245 HypeJersey Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:41:20 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66245 Wow.. really dumb. When did you let 12 year olds write these things? Wow.. really dumb. When did you let 12 year olds write these things?

]]> By: Katie http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66235 Katie Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:26:19 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66235 Yeah, ditto to all the "so not funny" comments. Yeah, ditto to all the “so not funny” comments.

]]> By: woland http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66234 woland Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:13:20 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66234 Not funny. Especially not funny coming from a queer site. If you're actually interested in learning about lesbian health issues, including reasons why women who have sex with women avoid health care providers (hint: ignorance kind of like that you express is one of them), you could start with sites such as this: http://www.rainbowhealth.ca/english/index.html. And before anyone considers a knee-jerk response, no lesbians aren't humourless. Some of us have just seen too many friends suffer because of poor medical care to find this funny. Not funny.

Especially not funny coming from a queer site.

If you’re actually interested in learning about lesbian health issues, including reasons why women who have sex with women avoid health care providers (hint: ignorance kind of like that you express is one of them), you could start with sites such as this: http://www.rainbowhealth.ca/english/index.html.

And before anyone considers a knee-jerk response, no lesbians aren’t humourless. Some of us have just seen too many friends suffer because of poor medical care to find this funny.

]]> By: M66 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66233 M66 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:10:45 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66233 You know, after all the offensive and annoying "you'd think gay men would like (place anal insertion reference here)" jokes I've heard over my lifetime, that gay men would be much more sensitive about these kinds of things. Apparently not. Queerty, meet my shitlist. You know, after all the offensive and annoying “you’d think gay men would like (place anal insertion reference here)” jokes I’ve heard over my lifetime, that gay men would be much more sensitive about these kinds of things. Apparently not.

Queerty, meet my shitlist.

]]> By: DW http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66217 DW Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:30:20 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66217 UM, what is the point of this "article?" Perhaps if DISCRIMINATION and EXCLUSION weren't factors in being a lesbian perchance things would be different. No woman likes getting a pelvic exam, you dolt. Oh, excuse me, I meant jackass. UM, what is the point of this “article?” Perhaps if DISCRIMINATION and EXCLUSION weren’t factors in being a lesbian perchance things would be different. No woman likes getting a pelvic exam, you dolt. Oh, excuse me, I meant jackass.

]]> By: InfamousQBert http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66197 InfamousQBert Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:38:47 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66197 there's nothing sexy at ALL about a pelvic exam. there are a lot of men who enjoy anal penetration (even gasp! straight men) but i bet they don't get turned out by their prostate exam. even the best exam by the best, most caring doctor, is still someone uncomfortable. they're forcing the cervix open (you know, that thing we have to wait to open slowly to have a baby), using a metal instrument that can pinch the skin if you feel a little shy and don't open your legs enough. then they're scraping around in there and pushing on things that don't normally get pushed on. it's a cold medical room, with crunchy paper and a thin gown, with at least 2 people you're not <i>that</i> familiar with looking at your most personal area. i'm trying not to be belligerent, but fuck you if you think ANY healthy woman would get turned on by that. there’s nothing sexy at ALL about a pelvic exam. there are a lot of men who enjoy anal penetration (even gasp! straight men) but i bet they don’t get turned out by their prostate exam. even the best exam by the best, most caring doctor, is still someone uncomfortable. they’re forcing the cervix open (you know, that thing we have to wait to open slowly to have a baby), using a metal instrument that can pinch the skin if you feel a little shy and don’t open your legs enough. then they’re scraping around in there and pushing on things that don’t normally get pushed on. it’s a cold medical room, with crunchy paper and a thin gown, with at least 2 people you’re not that familiar with looking at your most personal area. i’m trying not to be belligerent, but fuck you if you think ANY healthy woman would get turned on by that.

]]> By: Daomadan http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66194 Daomadan Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:35:11 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66194 "The study also found that five per cent of lesbian and bisexual women have attempted to take their own life in the last year." Lesbian and bisexual women are killing themselves and you're cracking jokes about cervical exams? FAIL. “The study also found that five per cent of lesbian and bisexual women have attempted to take their own life in the last year.”

Lesbian and bisexual women are killing themselves and you’re cracking jokes about cervical exams? FAIL.

]]> By: Faith http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66189 Faith Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:24:42 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66189 What part of opening your legs for some medical doctor who may or may not give a shit about you, getting a speculum shoved up your vaginal canal and stretched open, usually none too gently, having a swab stuck up there and scraped around for dysplastic cells, sounds fun? I want to know who wrote this and where I can apply for the medical/health beat at Queerty. What part of opening your legs for some medical doctor who may or may not give a shit about you, getting a speculum shoved up your vaginal canal and stretched open, usually none too gently, having a swab stuck up there and scraped around for dysplastic cells, sounds fun?

I want to know who wrote this and where I can apply for the medical/health beat at Queerty.

]]> By: Steph Mineart http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66182 Steph Mineart Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:16:11 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66182 What? I'm gay, but pelvic exams ain't fun. Lots of doctors are just not sensitive to the health care needs, privacy issues, and sexual health of women in general and lesbians in particular. Doctors can be homophobic, and lots of women will avoid going to the doctor after one or two bad experiences with anti-gay doctors or nurses. What? I’m gay, but pelvic exams ain’t fun.

Lots of doctors are just not sensitive to the health care needs, privacy issues, and sexual health of women in general and lesbians in particular. Doctors can be homophobic, and lots of women will avoid going to the doctor after one or two bad experiences with anti-gay doctors or nurses.

]]> By: Ruby http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66180 Ruby Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:09:21 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66180 Just.not.funny. Just.not.funny.

]]> By: Jude http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66177 Jude Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:05:44 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66177 I can honestly say, no one could ever enjoy a colonoscopy. And I strongly doubt any woman would enjoy a pap smear. I can honestly say, no one could ever enjoy a colonoscopy. And I strongly doubt any woman would enjoy a pap smear.

]]> By: CE http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66174 CE Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:56:54 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66174 Yeah, just like all gay men love having prostate exams and colonoscopies. /eyeroll Yeah, just like all gay men love having prostate exams and colonoscopies. /eyeroll

]]> By: A.T. http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66173 A.T. Wed, 09 Jul 2008 19:54:52 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66173 Excuse me? Lesbians enjoy what kind of thing? Excuse me? Lesbians enjoy what kind of thing?

]]> By: l http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66159 l Wed, 09 Jul 2008 18:43:04 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66159 Someone at Queerty needs a big ol' colonoscopy, no anesthetic. Someone at Queerty needs a big ol’ colonoscopy, no anesthetic.

]]> By: Alexa http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66109 Alexa Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:40:17 +0000 http://www.queerty.com/scottish-lesbians-in-bad-way-20080709/#comment-66109 Oh yeah, a pap smear is my idea of fun. I just love having cold steel shoved inside me, stretching me open while a middle aged man scrapes away my insides hard enough to make me bleed. It's right up there with the mammogram on the enjoyment scale. Oh yeah, a pap smear is my idea of fun. I just love having cold steel shoved inside me, stretching me open while a middle aged man scrapes away my insides hard enough to make me bleed. It’s right up there with the mammogram on the enjoyment scale.

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