Everyone has something to say about Mary Cheney and Heather Poe's new baby, Samuel David, but Out's looking into the future and wondering what lil' Sammy Dave will be saying in about a year-and-a-half.

We voted for God is dead. Satan lives, as did 12.3% of the respondents. The majority of readers, however, have voted for "Da-da", to which we say, "Ha-ha".