Olympic champion and all-around hero Michael Phelps will write a book. It's about him, naturally. [Yahoo!]
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Who the hell else would it be about? Lucille Ball? Stop taking cheap shots at the kid!
Please. Can we be honest? A ghostwriter will round-up a collection of interviews into a coherent narrative that they will then attach Phelps's name to. And if the ghostwriter is lucky, they'll get their name below Phelps's in a much smaller font next to a "with" or "as told to". Phelps ain't writing dick.
I want Michael Phelps to write a book about ME. I promise to be available for long, in-depth interviews.