Secret Rapist?
 

Eeks! Here's some scary blind item action for you: "Which hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut…" [NY Post]

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No. 1 · spunkbox

Brendan Fraser

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 7:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · John In Manhattan

Chuck Norris.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 8:33 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Dawster

uhh… Christian Bale - already arrested once for attacking his MOTHER.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 8:40 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · thatguyfromboston

ben stiller

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 8:54 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · tallskin

Oh I don't bleedin' know, you guys going to tell us????

Surely not harrison ford?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 8:59 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Lost

With a name like Shia Lebouf I have to say it's him.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 10:14 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · Larkin

i agree with dawster: christian bale

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 10:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Martymartymarty

Well, I hope it's NO-ONE and that this is just stupid inflammatory blind item. Seems like its point is to keep people thinking that being closeted equates to being evil …

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:05 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Darth Paul

I'd say Robert Downey Jr., but he's past "hunk" status.

Marty^3- being closeted equates to emotional repression that can easily lead to (self) destructive behavior. That's why so many queer bashers themselves are closet queers. If you deny that, you're a fool.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:13 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 10 · thatguyfromboston

it couldn't have been shia, what w/ the busted hand and all.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:17 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 11 · CHURCHILL-Y

@ Martymartymarty: Excellent observation, I'm there with you.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 12 · justme

James Franco

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:21 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 13 · Paul Raposo

Will Smith?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:30 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 14 · rob

Tom Cruise?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:44 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 15 · K

Aren't there more "closeted homosexuals" than just Tom Cruise?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:50 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 16 · Michael J

I too agree with Martymartymarty @8.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 17 · James

Edward Norton? I know it's a bit obvious - the Hulk! - but he's seems like the type to explode for not getting what he wants. Probably not though. It probably isn't a big celebrity because that would've made headlines despite the $500,000. With a story like that you could make millions in exclusive interviews.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 18 · ndfsea

how about vin diesel….?

he has a summer movie coming out and apparently the rumor is he is closeted.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 19 · Jeff

I'd venture to guess it's Matthew McConaugay.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:40 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 20 · GoodBuddy

John Edwards?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 12:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 21 · Len

Darth Paul, you make an excellent point.

MartyX3, the fact that Churchill-y agrees with you should be enough to make you rethink this.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 1:26 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 22 · Moo

@#3 (Dawster)

Christian Bale was questioned by the police about an attack on his mother but no charges were brought. The police aren't investigating this further.

What happened to presumed innocent?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 2:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 23 · rob

raped him so violently, ended up in the hospital and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut…I should be so LUCKY!

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 24 · Snoodle

@ #3 Dawster

For crying out loud, he yelled at her, he didn't beat her. It was a *verbal* attack darling.
One the charges were dropped in I'll add.
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Anyway…yikes!! Though it just says 'summer movie' not 'hit summer movie'. If I had to pick I'd go with Brendan Frasier…BUT! Wait, Tom Cruise is in Tropic Thunder. I'll go with him…that's a most awful blind item though o.O

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 25 · Stefan

C'mon it's obviously Jack Black. He had two hit summer movies, Kung Fu Panda and Tropic Thunder, lol.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 5:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 26 · McCarthy

Jason Stathom?
He's well trained in Marial Arts and Kickboxing and there were quite a few rumors out ther while back that he was hooking up with guys.

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 7:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 27 · Insideguy

It is certainly easy reading for the dog days of summer. I am circumsoect of its truthfulness since it is from a Rupert Murdoch scandal sheet.

Besides, does Joel Osteen need a meager $500,000?

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 7:22 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 28 · Mike

Leslie Jordan…or is he out? ;o)

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:25 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 29 · seitan-on-a-stick

#1 Got it right. Brendan Fraser was the correct answer. Thanks for playing now move on. Nothing to See here…

Posted: Aug 18, 2008 at 11:41 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 30 · obvious

Easy- It's probably not James Franco…or anyone in "Milk". Someone in the closet wouldn't probably choose a role like that…most likely it is Mathew Maccanaghey. he had an "incident" with an A&F model a while ago…Remember his "bromance" with Lance Armstrong? Lance probably introduced him to steroid which fuels that sort of behaviour…

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 8:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 31 · GoodBuddy

Towleroad links to a site that says it is Will Smith. Here is their source.

http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2008/08/in-box.html

Posted: Aug 19, 2008 at 9:46 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 32 · K

Aren't there more "closeted homosexuals" than just Will Smith?

I think it's Jake Gyllenhaal.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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