I love that we can celebrate a man who can wrap his cock around his wrist.

You were right to pick the lead photo of him in bed. Best one by far.

Le sigh.

I would like to wake up tomorrow and be Michael Biserta. We should get him breeding as soon as possible to help satisfy future demand from size queens.

It really is quite remarkable, isn't it?

I married him last night in my dreams.

Jack Jett…he cheated on you last night with me in MY dreams…

He's even hotter in person. God I love living in New York.

Dayum. Now this is much better than Zoolander.

Very hot indeed… but I prefer smaler tits in a guy.

for all you slimeball computer freaks whom drool over this weirdo … he twitches non stop due to steriod use.. on top of steriod use he used penis enlargement pills… he also is one of the dumbest guys walking earth.. oh yea hes from the shittiest place on earth also, staten island.. this guy will live to be 42..

I'm sure he's not that bad. But he does has bitch tits — presumably from steroids. You can see a big difference from his calendar cover shot, and even more from his flat-chested appearance in the famous "hose" video. But they actually look quite suckable. Whatever you do, don't get gyno surgery, Mikey!