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Seedy Gay Truck Stop Hookup Goes Horribly (And Hilariously) Wrong

Screen shot 2014-08-14 at 12.12.18 PMDon’t let the names fool you. There was absolutely, positively no love happening on Sunday night when a man by the name of “Truelove” propositioned then threatened to kill another man at Love’s Truck Stop in Fife, Washington, KOMO News reports.

47-year-old Robert Truelove allegedly approached a man and asked, “Do you want to go on a date?” When the man turned him down, Truelove became enraged.

Letting out an animalistic cry, he ripped off his shirt. Then he grabbed a large piece of metal and began waving it in the air as he advanced towards the victim whilst threatening to kill him.

The trucker, terrified, scrambled back to his vehicle, where he locked himself inside and called 9-1-1.

Officers arrived at the scene shortly thereafter. They found and arrested Truelove, who reportedly denied any wrongdoing.

Truelove has been charged with assault and felony harassment and was banned from ever returning to the truck stop.

The moral of the story? Truck stop hookups: Hot in theory. Scary in real life.

By:           Graham Gremore
On:           Aug 15, 2014
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  • 15 Comments
    • dvlaries
      dvlaries

      Mmm. Cole Tucker. Where or where did you get away to? :)

      Aug 15, 2014 at 7:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vive
      vive

      The part of this story that is strange is that someone asked someone else on a date at the truck stop. Unless that’s a euphemism, they must have already had sex by that time. Methinks someone isn’t telling the whole story.

      Aug 15, 2014 at 9:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jd2222248
      jd2222248

      okay…..I need to re-read this article; I’m lost. :-)

      Aug 15, 2014 at 10:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RIGay
      RIGay

      Having a hard time grasping the hilarity of the situation. Sounded more like someone wanted to have sex, got rebuked, and decided to have a bout of explosive ‘roid rage as a result. I guess coming close to being beaten to a pulp is supposed to be funny?

      Perhaps not. I would have also been terrified to be on the receiving end of someone wielding a piece of iron over my head.

      RIG

      Aug 15, 2014 at 10:33 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • niles
      niles

      There’s a lot of “love” going on at truck stops – but not the “romantic” kind.

      Aug 15, 2014 at 10:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RIGay
      RIGay

      Perhaps it’s the proximity of this story to the one also on this site of the Radical Faerie who was bludgeoned to death in San Francisco… me thinks Queerty needs to do a better job vetting their content before posting.

      Aug 15, 2014 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gigi Gee
      Gigi Gee

      hilarity [noun] 1. cheerfulness; merriment; mirthfulness

      Where’s the alleged hilarity in this situation?

      Aug 15, 2014 at 11:46 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tiggertampa
      tiggertampa

      Yeah…I don’t understand it either. All my truck stop hook-ups have been sweet, sensitive and love to cuddle!!

      Aug 15, 2014 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maude
      Maude

      I never ‘did’ (pun intended) a truck stop, have ‘done’ countless rest stops on I-95.

      I Never had to make the first move (too scared!)at a rest stop, but if you patiently wait, one will ‘cum’ to you.

      Aug 15, 2014 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redcarpet30
      redcarpet30

      5 bucks says crystal meth was involved. I will keep my truckstop sex fantasies confined to porn thank you very much.

      Aug 15, 2014 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lvng1tor
      Lvng1tor

      That meth is a hell of a drug!

      Aug 15, 2014 at 4:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_in_cambridge
      james_in_cambridge

      I must be a terrible gay ’cause I just don’t see what’s so hot about hooking up with closet-case rednecks in some smelly, filthy bathroom at a truck stop. What the hell are people thinking? Or is it that they’re NOT thinking?

      Aug 16, 2014 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • manonyme
      manonyme

      I agree there’s nothing stimulating about sex in a nasty, smelly lavatory. I prefer privacy over a public encounter anyway – even if it were clean and tidy…
      And ,of course, I can’t speak to other peoples’inner-most desires; but first and foremost they are exercising their p r e f e r e n c e …

      Aug 17, 2014 at 10:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Shanestud
      Shanestud

      Is that picture of the tanned, macho, muscle bound, trim, hot looking hunk hanging outside his cab a stock shot or a photo of the actual truck driver who whose advances were turned down at a truck stop? Boy some of those trucker queens must be awfully picky. The picture could be the jacket for a porn dvd – “Hop In For A Hot Ride Buddy”

      Aug 17, 2014 at 5:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin
      Kevin

      I live next to a truck stop a few miles from where this happened…. creepy!!

      Aug 27, 2014 at 4:46 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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