It’s been a rough week or so for crazed antigay pastor and Donald Trump supporter James David Manning. After news broke that his Harlem church, Atlah Worldwide Church, was going up for public auction because he failed to pay back over $1 million in federal tax liens and other debts, an LGBTQ group announced plans to try and purchase the property, much to Manning’s dismay.
No, seriously. The guy is absolutely horrified at the prospect his church falling into the hands of sodomites. The same sodomites who drink semen lattes from Starbucks and rummage through hospital dumpsters looking for human waste to feast upon. So, naturally, he’s recorded a vlog about in.
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In his latest rant, Manning offers some good, wholesome, Christian advice “for all the sodomites that think that you’re going to purchase this church in a foreclosure sale.”
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“This ain’t no bathhouse, this ain’t no fag house, this is the Lord’s house!” he cries. “And before you can ever own this property, hook or crook, to own this property, you, men who are fags with testicles will be carrying babies in their testicles and giving birth to them through their anus!”
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The unhinged pastor continues: “That’s how impossible it is for you to get this house! When you start carrying a baby in your bags and birthing that baby through your ass, then you can own this house. But until I see you pull a baby out your ass, you ain’t going to pull this church out from underneath us!”
Call us crazy, but asking to see men pull things out of their asses sounds kinda, well, gay.
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“Boom shakalaka goes right there!” Manning carries on. “All you fags can GO TO HELL! And do it now! I’m James David Manning, everybody! I’m THE LORD’S SERVANT!”
Watch Manning go entirely off the deep in in the clip below…
h/t: Raw Story
Spike
Semen lattes? WTF. Sounds like a sorority girl thing.
Martin Talbot
I guess owners will change, but human anatomy or sexuality won’t ! LOL
Luis H. Lopez
Lol! Homophobe !
Tobi
He’s drunk.
Philip Epstein
He’s going down the latte slope get ready .
Juanjo
Well Mr Manning, you “church” is going down because you mismanaged it and did not pay your bills. Gay folks had nothing to do with it. And if it is bought and turned into a shelter for homeless youth then at least it will actually being the type of service that your god says should be done. Instead of being misused by a sick old man who is obsessed with hot sweaty man on man sex action.
Kevin J Desmond
In my opinion .. he should have paid his damn taxes. Get to steppin cause the new people want you out .. say buh bye, in other words
Jonathon Popphan
Someone please get this man some help. He is seriously mentally ill. I used to just laugh at him, but now I feel sorry for him that no one has helped him get treatment. Seriously, he needs professional help and lots of meds.
Rogelio Lopez
I delivered one this morning in my bathroom, at about 5lbs and named it James JR !
NateOcean
“…having babies out your ass, fags…”
This is a man of the cloth?
Sheldon Siegel
It worked for his mother.
davenbill
I guess he has no straight men in his congregation because I don’t think any would be ‘carrying a baby in your bag’ and ‘pushing it out your ass’ either. He thinks gays can’t have babies; gay men can father children and just because someone is a lesbian doesn’t mean the uterus stops working.
Bauhaus
Some nice toilet humor in here! Exactly what that puerile nincompoop deserves.
Glücklich
Babies out the ass? Sounds like he’s describing his own birth video.
Probably went something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTOyEA7UKbk
lykeitiz
Wow. I hope I don’t have twins. One baby crowding my testes sounds painful enough.
Bauhaus
@Glücklich:
Twisted as shit! How am I to stop thinking about that?! LOL
Glücklich
@Bauhaus:
A big dish of refried beans might help. Or a thick hearty stew. Try not to imagine a viscous schlucking sound.
Guy068
I hope that someday that this man allows God into his heart…
Brian JC Kneeland
Gee – isn’t the bank foreclosing? He has no facts correct!
Alan David Smith
yes we can because you refused to pay your bills
1EqualityUSA
When his firewall comes down and he starts slipping into senility, he’ll be grabbing all of the male healthcare staff. Each shift will warn each other what a perv the guy in room #666 is. Doctors will downplay this behavior, but it will still make the males uncomfortable every time they have to disimpact his bowels and patch up his decubitus ulcers. He’ll be given a private room.
davenbill
@1EqualityUSA: Hope it’s a high impaction and the staff has big fingers
Glücklich
@Brian JC Kneeland:
He misread the paperwork as being from Wells FAGo.
GayEGO
J.D. Manning’s comments are not surprising and we can send some trans who want babies to smack down his church as we LGBTs are in it together
Transiteer
Buy it and turn it into a gay bathhouse. He can come back if he pays at the door – something that didn’t happen often enough for his bullshit ministry.