The absences of South Carolina’s Sen. Jim DeMint and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie will be among many things making next month’s CPAC powwow infinitely more bearable for you gay quislings who do attend. While Christie’s office isn’t saying whether the inclusion of GOProud is the reason the macher didn’t RSVP, DeMint’s office is basically saying that’s the reason: “With leading conservatives organizations not participating this year, Senator DeMint will not be attending. He hopes to attend a unified CPAC next year.” Well, what’d you expect from the guy who doesn’t want homosessuals teaching your children or the Family Research Council being called a hate group? But just in case you thought your quota of losers would be skewed, fret not: Ann Coulter, Newt Gingrich, Andrew Breitbart, Mitch McConnell, and Liz Cheney will still be there.