Remember the Seth Tobias murder mystery? You know, the one where the crazy wife named Filomena allegedly drugged and drowned hedge-funding CNBC talking head husband Seth, who erroneously believed he and his wife were going to menage with a porn star named Tiger? Well, that case - by far the most bizarre and long-winded in recent memory - just took few million new twists. That's if you believe this guy, Billy Ash.

Ash may or may not be the star witness in the investigation and, according to NY Mag, may or may not have some pants on fire. Above you see the video of Ash walking the world through how Filomena murdered Tobias. Our sister site Jossip has even more madness. Warning: may not safe for people with a grasp on reality.

Meanwhile, Filomena will face no criminal charges in Tobias' death. In fact, the cops have closed the case. Poor Ash will just have to fade away…