We’ve seen bacon mayonaisse, bacon ice cream, bacon salt and even bacon-scented candles. But now a canny manufacturer has figured out how to bring our favorite pork product into the bedroom: Introducing baconlube, the world’s first
bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. A product of J & D’s Foods, the lube is clear—but has a real chunk of bacon floating in the bottle. It retails for $11.99 per container or $59.99 for a six-pack.
We kinda don’t want to know what sort of person needs a six-pack of bacon lube, but to each their own!