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Sex Pigs Rejoice: Bacon-Flavored Lube Is Here!

We’ve seen bacon mayonaisse, bacon ice cream, bacon salt and even bacon-scented candles. But now a canny manufacturer has figured out how to bring our favorite pork product into the bedroom: Introducing baconlube, the world’s first
bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. A product of J & D’s Foods, the lube is clear—but has a real chunk of bacon floating in the bottle. It retails for $11.99 per container or $59.99 for a six-pack.

We kinda don’t want to know what sort of person needs a six-pack of bacon lube, but to each their own!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Mar 6, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • Riker
      Riker

      I can’t figure out if this is really awesome or really disturbing…

      Mar 6, 2012 at 6:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kevin
      Kevin

      Can’t wait for the refriend bean lube.

      Mar 6, 2012 at 8:35 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Frank
      Frank

      Let me know when they launch the roastbeef flavor

      Mar 6, 2012 at 9:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • ray
      ray

      ewwww
      thats kinda gross

      Mar 6, 2012 at 11:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob
      Bob

      Guess that lube is not Kosher.

      Mar 6, 2012 at 2:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bryan
      bryan

      gross.

      Mar 6, 2012 at 8:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Chris
      Chris

      If it really has a chunk of meat in it then it contains oil and it not safe for condoms. Which makes it pretty useless as a lube if you ask me.

      Mar 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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