We’ve seen bacon mayonaisse, bacon ice cream, bacon salt and even bacon-scented candles. But now a canny manufacturer has figured out how to bring our favorite pork product into the bedroom: Introducing baconlube, the world’s first
bacon-flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. A product of J & D’s Foods, the lube is clear—but has a real chunk of bacon floating in the bottle. It retails for $11.99 per container or $59.99 for a six-pack.
We kinda don’t want to know what sort of person needs a six-pack of bacon lube, but to each their own!
Riker
I can’t figure out if this is really awesome or really disturbing…
Kevin
Can’t wait for the refriend bean lube.
Frank
Let me know when they launch the roastbeef flavor
ray
ewwww
thats kinda gross
Bob
Guess that lube is not Kosher.
bryan
gross.
Chris
If it really has a chunk of meat in it then it contains oil and it not safe for condoms. Which makes it pretty useless as a lube if you ask me.