Sexy Cop
Bless Britain’s Chief Inspector David Lyle, who has been nominated for Gaydar’s Sex Factor 2008 contest. Said Lyle: It makes me smile – I feel slightly flattered. I woke up one morning, saw somebody had nominated me and thought ‘good heavens’. I feel quite chuffed.” You’ve got our vote, Lyle!
Reminds me of one of my favorite Cole Porter pieces:
There’s a p’liceman on my street
And he’s oh so sweet
And when he shakes his stick,
I get a kind of kick
I thought was obsolete.
Ev’ry time he passes by
With his roving eye
I get such heart disease
I sink upon my knees
And I cry:
Dear bobby,
Come here, bobby,
And change my point of view
People say that I’m
A daughter of crime
And I want to be raided by you.
Brave bobby,
Behave, bobby,
The way I want you to.
I could call, of course,
On the rest of the force,
But I want to be raided by you.
I’ve prayed and prayed
And prayed for a raid
But no one ever calls my bluff
So step right in
And kindly begin
To do, do, do your stuff.
Divine bobby,
Be mine, bobby,
And thrill me through and through.
I’m a night club queen
And rather obscene,
And I want to be raided by you!
Nice profile at http://www.mygaydar.com/scotcop. Imagine the outrage if this happened in the US or elsewhere.