The next time your favorite bartop hoofer bends down for a word, it’d serve you well to have a stimulating conversation starter in your back pocket. Or, if you’re among those climbing up and getting down, perk up your ears for some practical intel on go-go dancer wardrobe picks from our friends at The Underwear Expert.
Several key factors go into choosing the right pair, the most important of which are style that grabs attention, and construction sturdy enough to withstand grabby hands. For the go-go boy in all of us, the following picks work just as well in front of an audience of one (your mirror included).
C-IN2 Filthy Jock ($24): Designed to look like you’ve been rolling around in a mechanic shop all day, this jock from C-IN2?s Filthy collection is perfect for a dirty boy look.
Baskit Active Brief ($22.50): If you’re going for a more tough guy athletic vibe, these briefs from Baskit’s Active collection have a thick waistband for trapping in bills and bright color accents to keep focus in the right places. Plus, it looks good all sweaty, as you can see.
N2N Tritech Split Short ($36): These sporty shorts from N2N are cut high to maximize movement and show a lot of leg, while providing more coverage than a jock or brief. The day-glow accents are also perfect for catching club lights.
Nasty Pig Systematic Brief ($25): These bold red briefs from Nasty Pig’s Systemic collection are perfect for a boy-wonder superhero look. Plus, they offer support sturdy enough to withstand death-defying maneuvers from the greatest of heights.
Pump Hockey Jock ($21): This Hockey jock from Pump is perfect for really throwing your weight around… and dominating the competition with a big stick.