Queerty is better as a member

Log in | Register
  MORNING GOODS

Shake It: 5 Pairs Of Underwear For Dancing On The Bar

top

The next time your favorite bartop hoofer bends down for a word, it’d serve you well to have a stimulating conversation starter in your back pocket. Or, if you’re among those climbing up and getting down, perk up your ears for some practical intel on go-go dancer wardrobe picks from our friends at The Underwear Expert.

Several key factors go into choosing the right pair, the most important of which are style that grabs attention, and construction sturdy enough to withstand grabby hands. For the go-go boy in all of us, the following picks work just as well in front of an audience of one (your mirror included).

Visit The Underwear Expert for more expert opinions.

C-IN2 Filthy Jock ($24): Designed to look like you’ve been rolling around in a mechanic shop all day, this jock from C-IN2?s Filthy collection is perfect for a dirty boy look.

C-IN2FilthyStreetJockStrapwhite

Baskit Active Brief ($22.50): If you’re going for a more tough guy athletic vibe, these briefs from Baskit’s Active collection have a thick waistband for trapping in bills and bright color accents to keep focus in the right places. Plus, it looks good all sweaty, as you can see.

Anton-Antipov

 

N2N Tritech Split Short ($36): These sporty shorts from N2N are cut high to maximize movement and show a lot of leg, while providing more coverage than a jock or brief. The day-glow accents are also perfect for catching club lights.

N2NTritechShorts

Nasty Pig Systematic Brief ($25): These bold red briefs from Nasty Pig’s Systemic collection are perfect for a boy-wonder superhero look. Plus, they offer support sturdy enough to withstand death-defying maneuvers from the greatest of heights.

Nasty-Pig-Systematic-Collection4

 

Pump Hockey Jock ($21): This Hockey jock from Pump is perfect for really throwing your weight around… and dominating the competition with a big stick.

Pump-Winter-Athletic-Hockey-Jock

By:           Underwear Expert
On:           May 4, 2013
Tagged: , , , , , , , , , ,

  • 2 Comments
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      Dude in the N2N day-glo accent shorts has the beefiest lips. Mmph.

      His name’s Joe Locicero, by the way, for anyone who didn’t know + was curious. I know I was.

      May 4, 2013 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Raquel Santiago
      Raquel Santiago

      Or just do what most of us do and “free ball:”

      May 6, 2013 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

    Add your Comment

    Queerty now requires you to log in to comment

    Please log in to add your comment.

    Need an account? Register It's free and easy.

  • POPULAR ON QUEERTY

    FOLLOW US
     



    GET QUEERTY'S DAILY NEWSLETTER


    FROM AROUND THE WEB

    Copyright 2014 Queerty, Inc.
    Follow Queerty at Queerty.com, twitter.com/queerty and facebook.com/queerty.