Gays and other people the world over are frantically busy interpreting Ricky Martin’s interview with Blender. For reasons unknown, Mr. She-Bangs decided to let the world know that he’s into water sports. Asked about the latest porn movie he had seen, he answered a different question: “I love giving the golden shower. I’ve done it before in the shower. It’s like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different.”

Urine has quite the history. Gandhi, Jim Morrison, and Steve McQueen all liked it better than cabernet sauvignon. The German alchemist Hennig Brand discovered the notorious white phosphorus when he was distilling fermented urine (he was evidently suffering a slow weekend).

For those of you not inclined to play with liquid waste excreted by the kidneys, Ricky further had this to say about his tastes in sex: “There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt, the kind of sex where you pull the hair and you grab the ears. There are moments for quickies and there are moments for long evenings of romance. I’m pretty open to whatever flows.” Open to whatever flows? Things that make you go hmmmmm.