The actor appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' show today and shared his other - um - talent: rapping. We can't be bothered to transcribe the entire thing - he sooo fast! - but there's one particular line that stopped the show. Says Moore to Ellen:
…I'm gonna give you what I got
because baby there's plenty
'cause never have you ever had so many
I'm gonna make you straight.
The crowd went wild, of course, because Ellen's a big time lesbian, which means she likes vagina, not Moore's "so many…"
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He is so gay…or maybe I'm just hoping.
He's a 38 year old "bachelor" who had his picture of swimming nude on a gay beach made the rounds of gay blogs a year ago.
Hmmmmm…
That was offensive! Would someone appreciate it if a gay person rapped to make them straight??!! Old school,to be sure.And he could take his rap crap with him.
Ellen wasn't offended so why should anyone else be? Besides, you have never heard a gay person say or think they were so fine that they could make a straight person gay (or at least stray for one night)?
Hell, sometimes I am so full of myself that I say I am fine enough to make bottoms become tops. ;)
He's kidding. I am not offended, but I'd love to have the chance to turn Shemar gay!! I love "Criminal Minds" for great acting and stories, but looking at Shemar's fine self makes it even sweeter.
This is not a Huge deal. How many times have gay men attempted and sometimes succeeded in bedding a straight guy? How about it Shemar?
Go guys…I think you are right! I don't think it offended Ellen, at all, and honestly I thought she probably think it was kind of cute. I think she might even have blushed…just for a second, maybe not, but she did laugh.
Isn't he fucking Tyler Perry?
I viewed a similar video on the tall dating site ~~~~Tallkiss~~~~c om, where many tall models, tall players, tall admirers and other celebrities flirting!!! It is more excellent!!
It was funny and meant to be funny, not threatening. Come on, it's a daytime talk show!
I was willing to give Shhhhhemar the benefit of the doubt despite his splashing around buck naked on a gay beach, and despite his overly pruned bush, but when he announced that he wanted a hook-up with the pathetic desperate trainwreck that is Jennifer Aniston, that sealed the deal. Gay, gay, gay, and GAY as the day is long.