Shemar Moore Promises, Raps To Make Ellen Straight
 
 


Alright. We know Shemar Moore's fine as shit and probably has some dough, but the former soap stud may be getting a bit too cocky.

The actor appeared on Ellen DeGeneres' show today and shared his other – um – talent: rapping. We can't be bothered to transcribe the entire thing – he sooo fast! – but there's one particular line that stopped the show. Says Moore to Ellen:

…I'm gonna give you what I got
because baby there's plenty
'cause never have you ever had so many
I'm gonna make you straight.

The crowd went wild, of course, because Ellen's a big time lesbian, which means she likes vagina, not Moore's "so many…"

 
 
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Comments (11)

No. 1 · TT

He is so gay…or maybe I'm just hoping.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 2 · John McLaren

He's a 38 year old "bachelor" who had his picture of swimming nude on a gay beach made the rounds of gay blogs a year ago.
Hmmmmm…

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:17 pm
No. 3 · nikko

That was offensive! Would someone appreciate it if a gay person rapped to make them straight??!! Old school,to be sure.And he could take his rap crap with him.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:43 pm
No. 4 · Tom

Ellen wasn't offended so why should anyone else be? Besides, you have never heard a gay person say or think they were so fine that they could make a straight person gay (or at least stray for one night)?

Hell, sometimes I am so full of myself that I say I am fine enough to make bottoms become tops. ;)

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 4:55 pm
No. 5 · Jonathon

He's kidding. I am not offended, but I'd love to have the chance to turn Shemar gay!! I love "Criminal Minds" for great acting and stories, but looking at Shemar's fine self makes it even sweeter.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 5:16 pm
No. 6 · Not a Huge Deal

This is not a Huge deal. How many times have gay men attempted and sometimes succeeded in bedding a straight guy? How about it Shemar?

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 6:03 pm
No. 7 · Aloanstar

Go guys…I think you are right! I don't think it offended Ellen, at all, and honestly I thought she probably think it was kind of cute. I think she might even have blushed…just for a second, maybe not, but she did laugh.

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 7:59 pm
No. 8 · chandler in lasvegas

Isn't he fucking Tyler Perry?

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 9:27 pm
No. 9 · Rena

I viewed a similar video on the tall dating site ~~~~Tallkiss~~~~c om, where many tall models, tall players, tall admirers and other celebrities flirting!!! It is more excellent!!

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 10:18 pm
No. 10 · hells kitchen guy

It was funny and meant to be funny, not threatening. Come on, it's a daytime talk show!

Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 11:53 pm
No. 11 · obvious

I was willing to give Shhhhhemar the benefit of the doubt despite his splashing around buck naked on a gay beach, and despite his overly pruned bush, but when he announced that he wanted a hook-up with the pathetic desperate trainwreck that is Jennifer Aniston, that sealed the deal. Gay, gay, gay, and GAY as the day is long.

Posted: Oct 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
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