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Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell And Christian Slater Show Off Their ‘O’ Faces

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Director Lars von Trier sure knows how to spark interest (and controversy) with his movies. For his latest feature, Nymphomaniac, which tells the sexual history of a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac (Charlotte Gainsbourg). Ahead of the film’s December release in Denmark, the studio has released a slate of provocative posters highlighting the ensemble cast’s orgasmic faces.

The film stars Gainsbourg as Joe who is surrounded by an ensemble cast including Jens Albinus, Jamie Bell, Nicolas Bro, Willem Dafoe, Shia LaBeouf and Christian Slater as the various men in her life. Check out the posters below:

Nymphomaniac-Jens-AlbinusNymphomaniac-Jamie-Bell

Nymphomaniac-Willem-DafoeNymphomaniac-Shia-LaBeouf

Nymphomaniac-Christian-SlaterNymphomaniac-Nicolas-Bro

For the female cast posters, visit Entertainment Weekly.

By:           Stacy Lambe
On:           Oct 10, 2013
Tagged: , , , , ,

  • 15 Comments
    • tardis
      tardis

      I have ZERO interest in seeing this.

      Oct 10, 2013 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JasonBrownUK
      JasonBrownUK

      Same here.

      Oct 10, 2013 at 7:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      Lars Von Trier is awesome, these posters are awesome.

      Oct 10, 2013 at 8:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      THAT is Shia Labeouf’s “orgasm” face?

      I’d toss his sorry ass out on the street in no seconds flat if that was the look he gives when having his orgasm.

      Oct 10, 2013 at 8:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redspyder
      redspyder

      @MikeE: well… technically you probably wouldn’t be there. Just him and his mom… iirc. *shudder*

      Oct 10, 2013 at 9:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @redspyder: ok that was both “LOL” and “ewwwww”…

      Oct 10, 2013 at 10:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • QuintoLover
      QuintoLover

      I think it’s hilarious that the left side has the attractive actors and the right side has the meh to nah.

      Oct 11, 2013 at 1:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Niall
      Niall

      @redspyder: ROTFLMAO.

      The female faces are actually sexier(and I’m gay). Most of the male faces actually put me off sex

      Oct 11, 2013 at 2:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      I’m seeing this because Lars Von Trier is a brilliant director. I’d also watch Jamie Bell’s sex face all goddamn day.

      Dancer in the Dark (2000)
      Dogville (2003)
      Antichrist (2009)
      Melancholia (2011)

      Oct 11, 2013 at 3:28 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • boring
      boring

      @Aaron: @Aaron: Dogville? Really?

      I couldn’t get past people turning invisible doorknobs.

      Now if you want to talk Riget, let’s fucking talk Riget.

      Oct 11, 2013 at 5:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • fredo777
      fredo777

      @QuintoLover: The left side…the side with Willem Dafoe is the attractive side? As opposed to LaBeouf? Tbh, the only ones I find somewhat attractive are Slater, LaBeouf, + Bell (somewhat).

      Oct 11, 2013 at 9:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • NormanJones
      NormanJones

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      Oct 12, 2013 at 3:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr
      DarkZephyr

      Damn, Slater has aged well. <3 <3 <3

      I didn't even find him all that attractive in the 80s and 90s (I will never forget "Gleaming the Cube" but now he is hot as hell.

      Oct 13, 2013 at 8:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KaranRoche
      KaranRoche

      My Uncle Gavin recently got a fantastic white Mercedes-Benz S-Class Coupe just by some part time working online with a computer… more helpful hints,,, gkurl.us/ln7x8

      Oct 13, 2013 at 9:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scribe38
      Scribe38

      Shia picture looks like a guy getting head and looking down at his partner dismissively unimpressed how his tool is being taken care of. I don’t think that anyone has a cute orgasm face. Your whole body tenses up and your face is caught between that sweet spot of pain and pleasure. That’s why I only bang dudes doggie, so they won’t lose all respect for me when they see my O face. :-) jk

      Oct 13, 2013 at 11:51 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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