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Shia LaBeouf Promises Unsimulated Sex Scenes In Von Trier’s “Nymphomaniac”

If you thought you got an eyeful of Shia LaBeouf’s naked body in the video for Sigur Ros’ “Fjögur Píanó”, the outspoken actor has announced he’ll be filming unsimulated sex scenes in Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac, which begins shooting in September.

Talking to MTV News, the Transformers star said:

“It is what you think it is. There’s a disclaimer at the top of the script that basically says, we’re doing [the sex] for real. And anything that is ‘illegal’ will be shot in blurred images. But other than that, everything is happening.”

Illegal? What does that mean? Last time we checked, filming people having actual sex is perfectly legal. There’s, like, a whole billion-dollar industry for it.

Maybe there’s some really freaky stuff in Nymphonmaniac we don’t wanna know about, or maybe LaBeouf’s a little too in his head and doesn’t know what he’s saying (we’d opt for the latter). Whether softcore or hard, the film is also rumored to star Willem Dafoe, Charlotte Gainsbourg and Nicole Kidman.

Above is the video of LaBeouf’s comments—keep an eye on his Lawless co-star Jessica Chastain and her reaction. It’s priceless.

Photo: Celebrity Man Crush

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 21, 2012
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  • 12 Comments
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      Yeah, because I’m SURE that Charlotte Gainsbourg and Nicole Kidman will actually have real sex with Shia LeBrat for a movie.

      He has delusions of grandeur, and actually thinks he’s a respected actor. Jeeze, you do one stupid little music video that shows your dicky and ta-dah!

      “Illegal”? what, is Shia actually going to be having sex with a goat instead of one of his co-stars? THAT might be illegal in some states. Having sex with Shia should be illegal, but that’s another thing.

      By the way, the video above is “not available in your country”… but you know what? Thank god! I guess this is the first time I’m NOT annoyed that some videos get stopped at international borders?

      Aug 21, 2012 at 6:39 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • shumwae
      shumwae

      I’m pretty sure Shia LaBeouf is just taking the mickey with this one. He used to be a stand-up comedian, ffs! I think he’s just messing with everybody.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 6:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ron Jackson
      Ron Jackson

      Jesus Fucking Christ Shia! SHAVE! Buy a fucking razor, you can afford it.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 9:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mr. Enemabag Jones
      Mr. Enemabag Jones

      How did that douchebad become some a big celebrity? He was on a goddamned Disney show.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 10:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      In a completely unrelated story every female actress associated with the movie has dropped out siting “Scheduling Conlicts”.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 10:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dumdum
      Dumdum

      @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Please, everyone knows that you don’t need any real talent to become a celebrity these days.It is all about who you know and who you are willing to blow.Hollywood turns out tons of tasteless pablum mass marketed to a bunch of brain dead hormonally impaired idiots.All you need these days is a hot body and a weak script.Just look at the toilet saga or the vampire diarrheas. And Transformers was a big hit with the kids.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 12:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MartinDK
      MartinDK

      This is typical Lars von Trier. He needs scandal to support the interest in his films. Last year said he “understood Hitler” because he hated Jews as well. He doesnt mean it, its just for the publicity…

      Aug 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • MikeE
      MikeE

      @Cam: ROFLMAO

      Aug 21, 2012 at 2:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • actiondude
      actiondude

      shia lebouf? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fwan
      Fwan

      In “Antichrist” Von Trier used pornstars to simulate Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg having sex. Von Trier is kind of extreme though, and he loves all the commotion before any of his movies. Besides, how far it can go? Something like Fassbender in “Shame”, I guess.

      Aug 21, 2012 at 9:23 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      I think Shia eating that banana will be my new screensaver

      Aug 22, 2012 at 12:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FStratford
      FStratford

      Eh. He ain’t hot to me

      Aug 22, 2012 at 1:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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