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SHOCK: Gays Find Out How to Marry By Swapping Genitals!

Shhh! Gays, huddle ’round, because boy do we have a secret to share with you. Tired of having to lobby elected officials, convince judges, and appeal to the White House to get your same-sex marriage rights? Forget about all that, because a new scientific development has just been released to make the process of marrying your loved one easy-peezy! If you’re a dude who wants to get gay married to another dude, just visit a qualified medical surgeon, or a butcher, and you’ll be on your way to the altar!

Ugh, but according to this report, they’re on to us!

By:           editor editor
On:           Jun 3, 2009
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    • edgyguy1426

      This was hysterical

      Jun 3, 2009 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Miss Understood
      Miss Understood

      It’s barely a parody considering the stuff on Fox.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 11:54 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • RichardR

      Love the Onion. Hilarious all the time.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Smokey Martini
      Smokey Martini

      Sadly, this is a reality in Iran where gay men undergo sex changes to work around the criminalization of homosexuality.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Colin

      the onion is amazing. i love that tattoo, ahahaha.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christophe

      How did this uneducated bigot even get elected??? I can’t even think straight after watching this.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • christophe

      I thought that was actually “real” until I looked at the video closer and read the comments! Stupid me.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 1:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • asffasf

      Join us tonight for a related story on “How gay men are killing straight women, assuming their identities, and stealing their husbands.”

      Hilarious :D

      Jun 3, 2009 at 2:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stephen

      Just to clarify, this hilarious video is just a joke. Everyone gets that, right? The Onion is a wonderfully hysterical, satirical, fake news source. Gotta love it!

      Jun 3, 2009 at 4:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BobP

      Gay buses? I loved that one.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 6:22 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael vdB
      Michael vdB

      OMG! I can see the “Bearded Lady” lawsuits now.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 6:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • dgz

      a penis-vagina exchange program! rofl.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Doug

      I still thought it was real after they reported Alabama’s governor wanted to give full body exams to all couples wanting to marry, Sadly that sounds about right from that state.

      Jun 3, 2009 at 8:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Scott

      @Miss Understood:
      You are spot on! This is something you’d expect to see on “I don’t have anything against gays but America might” O’Reilly.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 12:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • KyleR

      I’m scared that this satire might give ideas to the Repulsives. Most of them are stupid enough to believe that this is all real.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 1:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jack

      i am from kuwait i want sex

      Jun 4, 2009 at 1:36 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • bryce

      so fast! i had to watch it a few times to even get it all.
      something about ‘rooms full of garish half human ghouls wearing skin like masks’ . . . ?
      the onion is pro gay all the way.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 2:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Breefolk

      Being transsexual myself, I don’t really find this all that funny. There actually ARE people that think that way, and it gets really tiring dealing with them.

      Jun 4, 2009 at 11:20 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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