Shhh! Gays, huddle ’round, because boy do we have a secret to share with you. Tired of having to lobby elected officials, convince judges, and appeal to the White House to get your same-sex marriage rights? Forget about all that, because a new scientific development has just been released to make the process of marrying your loved one easy-peezy! If you’re a dude who wants to get gay married to another dude, just visit a qualified medical surgeon, or a butcher, and you’ll be on your way to the altar!
Ugh, but according to this report, they’re on to us!
edgyguy1426
This was hysterical
Miss Understood
It’s barely a parody considering the stuff on Fox.
RichardR
Love the Onion. Hilarious all the time.
Smokey Martini
Sadly, this is a reality in Iran where gay men undergo sex changes to work around the criminalization of homosexuality.
Colin
the onion is amazing. i love that tattoo, ahahaha.
christophe
How did this uneducated bigot even get elected??? I can’t even think straight after watching this.
christophe
I thought that was actually “real” until I looked at the video closer and read the comments! Stupid me.
asffasf
Join us tonight for a related story on “How gay men are killing straight women, assuming their identities, and stealing their husbands.”
Hilarious 😀
Stephen
Just to clarify, this hilarious video is just a joke. Everyone gets that, right? The Onion is a wonderfully hysterical, satirical, fake news source. Gotta love it!
BobP
Gay buses? I loved that one.
Michael vdB
OMG! I can see the “Bearded Lady” lawsuits now.
dgz
a penis-vagina exchange program! rofl.
Doug
I still thought it was real after they reported Alabama’s governor wanted to give full body exams to all couples wanting to marry, Sadly that sounds about right from that state.
Scott
@Miss Understood:
You are spot on! This is something you’d expect to see on “I don’t have anything against gays but America might” O’Reilly.
KyleR
I’m scared that this satire might give ideas to the Repulsives. Most of them are stupid enough to believe that this is all real.
jack
i am from kuwait i want sex
bryce
so fast! i had to watch it a few times to even get it all.
something about ‘rooms full of garish half human ghouls wearing skin like masks’ . . . ?
the onion is pro gay all the way.
Breefolk
Being transsexual myself, I don’t really find this all that funny. There actually ARE people that think that way, and it gets really tiring dealing with them.