Just because Ellen DeGeneres isn’t in lust with the male form doesn’t mean she doesn’t realize a large segment of her audience is (including, we guess, some female viewers). The talk-show queen has launched her first official underwear-model contest. Above is one comely submission, but if you think you’ve got what it takes to be Ellen’s skivvies stud, enter here.
Prepuce
This is the famous fitness trainer Ryan Scott Van Dyke. http://www.ryanscottvandyke.com/
Garth
Man!!! Good pick for first up.
Fidelio
How hot is that kid (whose dad ruined the goddamn pic?) If he is legal, I would totally buy whatever he’s selling.