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Show Me One Lesbian Who Refers to Herself as a ‘Biebian’

Lesbians with Justin Bieber’s hairstyle are calling themselves “Biebians”? Sorry, no. Just because a bar in West Hollywood is hosting a lesbian night by that name, and there is a blog showcasing photos of women who look like Bieber does not mean actual lesbians have begun referring to themselves by this term.

Lesbian women sporting this haircut, of which thousands and thousands have been doing for years (decades?) are now the victim of media outlets like the Post who must trend spot. This same thing happened to straight guys who always took care of themselves (a la gay men) who suddenly found themselves being called “metrosexuals.” They weren’t. They were just straight guys who cared about grooming and moisturizer, and they’d always been that way despite the Today show “finally” spotting them.

So sorry, lesbians with cute hair. But we know you’re not following some teenage sensation manufactured and marketed by the recording industry. Some of you are desperate, but not that desperate.

By:           JD
On:           Jun 6, 2010
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  • 4 Comments
    • ChrisP
      ChrisP

      “Lesbian women sporting this haircut… are now the victim of media outlets”

      Victims! OMG, is it painful to wake up this bitter every day?

      JB lezzies are cute. Everyone should call them Biebians just to annoy permanently angry homos and dykes stuck in a 1990s activist timewarp.

      Jun 7, 2010 at 3:40 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • WTF?
      WTF?

      Here! Here! I gotta say, a big reason I don’t know any lesbians (as in have any for friends) is that so many I’ve met seem to be on tireless crusades of one type or another. As for sporting this look for decades, it’s not that old of a fashion look. It became popular with twerpsters in the past couple of years (with the skinny jeans and moppish hair and unibomber hoodie and 80’s throwback accoutrements) and the butcher girls took the cue as they are so apt to do in co-opting what the boys be wearin’.

      Jun 7, 2010 at 5:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Eric
      Eric

      Okay, so I personally know 2 lesbians who call themselves Beibians, and I only know 2 lesbians, lol. That’s 100%!! Obviously you know nothing :-P

      Jun 7, 2010 at 9:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Joey O'H
      Joey O'H

      Didn’t Bieber get his hairstyle from lesbians?

      Jun 8, 2010 at 9:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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