Siegfried, Roy Rumors Mystify
 

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Siegfried & Roy's alleged private life keeps becoming public, thanks to an imaginative tell-all from former security guard Jim Mydlach.

We've previously heard creepy details about their collection of animal ashes, but email newsletter PopBitch passed on some even more unsettling, mostly unbelievable rumors, in bullet form. We've annotated:

• Siegfried and Roy enjoyed foursomes with Liberace and his boy-toy Scott Thorson. [Believe it.]

• Their tricks are done with body doubles and concealed panels. [Believe it.]

• Roy died for a while during surgery after being bitten by Montecore the tiger. [Believe it, but totally possible to come back from that shit.]

• Shirley MacLaine is one of many of their friends who believes Roy did die and that Siegfried parades around a hired lookalike. [We believe that she would believe this.]

Can you imagine the amount of surgery a double would have to undergo to look like Roy? A lot. That would be some dedication. And a tiger.

Comments (6)

No. 1 · Michael

And it's not just surgery to look like Roy, right? There's also the procedures to make you partially disabled Roy.

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 12:39 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Z.

They are gross! eeww!
http://www.ilovezeren.com

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 1:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · hisurfer

Smart guys. I've had tricks where I wish I'd have had a body double and a concealed panel on hand.

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 2:35 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Justin Bright

Now I remember why I love Shirley MacLaine so much.

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 5:13 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · Hephaestion

I don't understand why Queerty is trying to insult Siegfried and Roy. They only do good, and are remarkable people.

Posted: Apr 24, 2008 at 8:57 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Snoodle

True or not, they're still lovely people :) (and lol at the Shirley one…:P)

Posted: Apr 26, 2008 at 11:34 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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