Siriano Wants Gays To Save Spears
Now that he’s won Project Runway, Christian Siriano’s got a new mission: save Britney Spears. Via AfterElton:
AE: I read in an interview with you that you said you wanted to save Britney Spears because she needs the gays.
CS: [laughing] She does. I know.AE: Tell me what you’d do.
CS: Oh, my god. Listen, have you ever noticed Britney has no gays? She has no little fairies running around helping her. I don’t understand that.AE: I know.
CS: It’s really horrible. Now I said to a producer once that I wanted to do a reality show called Project Britney instead of Project Runway, where I would take Britney for the next six months and I would do hair, makeup, wardrobe every day for her and become her personal staff every day. And then of course I would be, hello, the thanks that everyone has to give for saving Britney, ‘cause I would totally save her whole image and – oh my god, it would be flawless.
Christian, honey, you’re all fierce or whatever, but it’s going to take a bit more than a new look to save that girl. A time machine would be a good start…
Oh to be 21 again and have all the answers. Insert Bitter Old Queen comment here.
He doesn’t seem to realize that what she has needed all along was a brain makeover. That’s not possible when the area of need is cognative, not psychological so much.
I don’t think he’s so fierce. In fact I think he’s pretty fucking annoying and his hair is so bad he wouldn’t even get into misshapes.
yuck
Actually, that’s about the same thing that I feel about her. If there was someone that she could trust that wasn’t there to exploit her, I suspect that she could get better.
Nothing is going to help Britney at this point. She’s ugly and has no talent.
NEXT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOh Please don’t start with Britney again.She is the most hopless and take every pennies from YOU. You sucker.Christian. But I congrats your won the Runaway Project.
Over at my blog, we LOVE Mango, er, CHRISTIAN!
“I need fierce tallness, and walks for days!!”
“Listen, have you ever noticed Britney has no gays? She has no little fairies running around helping her. I don’t understand that.”
are completely serious? that’s disgusting.
Wasn’t Britney the rag whomade news by supporting Bush: i have some kind of feeling that she comes from a truely crazed background, the fairies she just see’s: they aren’t there really like Bush a nightmare!
Yeah, I’d love to see him help her with the self-care on the outside… WHILE SOMEONE ELSE HELPS HER FIX HER BRAIN. Otherwise, nothing is going to stay fixed.
Who cares about her?
She has lost it. why waste you time and effort one someone who has thrown away what she had.
yo christian…while you are extremely talented…how about a pinch of humility? How about cring about something of real importance….like – says aidss,poverty,the war…unemployment? ahh forget it….they’re too fierce…
That one is many mountains away from any of the matters that impinge on the human race.I think theres a special corner of hell reserved for such muffins and thier twisted makers, the sad dimwitts who just do whatever to steer the glittered road of indifference.
What do the wealthy barnacles do but evade with new ways to waste their torrential excesses if they’re to stupid to fiddle as Rome burns.
Really…..really???? ….new found celebrity and that is the BEST he can do with it? I really think his statement speaks for itself. Another ostrich who chooses not to pull his head out the sand.
It’s just a sound bite… not sure what his enormous celebrity can do about AIDs, war, poverty or any other big issues.
I’d like little fairies running around helping me. Is there a catalog where one could order those?
Blech! Another mincing gay stereotype.
If Christian had such a hard time dealing with his teen-aged “prom dress” client on Runway, how on earth will be he able to deal with Britney? She will plow him over and eat him for lunch! Plus, since she only hires people who will presumably have sex with her, he is, as they say, “out”
I don’t think Brit Brit likes gay males.
She will only use female hair and makeup people.
Remember when she freaked out about Ken Paves doing
her extensions?
He’s kinda right in his delusional sort of way. Britney could be the sluttiest, coke whoriest cunt in all of Hollywood and still maintain her image if she had someone smart behind her. It’s too late for that now.
But a good gay could have made sure she had her psychotic breaks, boozing, coking, and mething away from the cameras.
A good gay could have made her burn every pair of boots she ever owned.
A good gay could have showed her a world of fashion beyond Forever 21.
A good gay could have told her that they sell a shampoo to get the drugs out of her hair and saved the whole baldy fiasco.
A good gay could have prevented her downfall, but I don’t think she’ll ever be what she was anymore and it saddens me a little.
i think christian is so not gay he is hot