Comments on: Six Great Ways to Turn Little Timmy Gay

By: Courtney Act

Courtney Act — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:03:58 +0000

I have often wondered am I gay because I like Barbara Streisand or do I like Barbara Streisand because I am gay? Any insights?

By: cruiser

cruiser — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 21:51:31 +0000

@unclemike: Isn’t that a womans fragrance?! I remember it used to come in a pink bottle!

By: J

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 23:48:14 +0000

*right-click save*

By: unclemike

unclemike — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:57:59 +0000

@Deejay: Unless you’re an actress from India, then you get to spell it Tabu.

By: Deejay

Deejay — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:57:41 +0000

@Deejay: Woops! Repetition. My bad. =]

By: Deejay

Deejay — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 13:56:30 +0000

Hahahaha.
Taboo is spelled with a single ‘b.’

I mean no personal insult, I just find it hysterical that you’re insulting spelling and can’t even spell correctly yourself.

By: bigjake75

bigjake75 — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:25:49 +0000

i especially like the ass slapping reference to sports. sports can be so gay!

By: unclemike

unclemike — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:24:40 +0000

Oh, Nephewjay…I was gently mocking by using the same spelling errors that occurred in the original post–

–you know what? Never mind. When you have to explain things that much, the funny dies.

Carry on.

By: Brianna

Brianna — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:12:09 +0000

“Queerty presents a quick and easy guide to turning your potentially heterosexual child straight.”

Well then.
Let’s play spot the error.

By: Slider

Slider — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:53:01 +0000

Lance, it worked for me too…..as a little boy and ever since I have simply adored Barbra Streisand..and you forgot to add Judy Garland……both were to me just well let’s say I signed up early for my Gay membership card…..even if I didn’t get a toaster…but then I also had a fondness for GI Joe and of course played with my sisters Barbie and Ken dolls…..I am sure we all could come up with a long list of why we little Timmys all became Gay (I sucked at sports and hated every minute of it..and yes, was always chosen last and pummeled in Dodge Ball)

By: Lance Rockland

Lance Rockland — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:30:32 +0000

You forgot one: Make your little boy listen to lots and lots of Barbra Streisand records.

It worked for me! :-)

By: Slider

Slider — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 20:52:39 +0000

I agree with what Stuff Queer People Need to Know and LOL louder given the irony of the poster Stuff that Queer People Need to Know was commenting about the ironic humor and quite funny post of Queerty informing Str8 Mommies and Daddies stuff they need to know about turning their children Gay….all very funny and thanks for making my day and I bet Timmy’s too:) Unless of course there is grammatical mistakes and well, then the Grammar (or is it Grammer) Police will send me back to learn how to spell and how to write a sentence. I swear I used to know how until the internet came along and I started reading stuff Queers need to know…..yeah, that’s the reason….

any way, I digress..but thanks for a great article/post and the comments too~!

By: RS

RS — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 16:48:36 +0000

@nephewjay: And Moms and Dads, plural but not possessive. But I actually assumed it was intentional.

By: ioni

ioni — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:29:02 +0000

I love it for what it is!

By: thisismikesother

thisismikesother — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:20:38 +0000

irony and bitchy gays. two of my favorite things ever.

By: nephewjay

nephewjay — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:12:43 +0000

if you’re going to mock someone’s spelling and grammar, get it all right; it’s taboo.

By: unclemike

unclemike — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:05:51 +0000

Also, Mom’s and Dad’s? It’s very tabboo and totally gay to check your spelling and grammar before publishing.

Totally.