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Size Queen Who Sought “Monster Penis” Surgery Shows His Schlong On British TV


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  • 22 Comments
    • DjARD

      This man has serious issues with his masculinity. Wonder how many guys he’s let go down on it?

      Jul 5, 2014 at 2:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      Most likely done with silicone. This isn’t that unusual. I liked the before pic better though.

      Jul 5, 2014 at 4:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99

      He has a nice set of balls too:)

      Jul 5, 2014 at 4:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      The penis isn’t really the issue when one realizes it’s attached to a giant arsehole.

      Jul 5, 2014 at 4:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tobi

      “Of course this happened on British television before 11 a.m.”

      Yup, the Brits and British media have never really had much of an issue about nudity, full-frontal or otherwise, male or female. The Sun newspaper publishes a topless girl on Page 3 every day, has done for 50+ years.

      If there’s a sexualised element to the nudity, it tends to go out after the 9pm watershed. I fondly recall a rather pretty Charlie Hunnam (Sons of Anarchy) playing the 15 year old Nathan back in the 1999 British version of Queer as Folk. He got naked, rimmed, and penetrated whilst being seduced by Stuart, culminating in Nathan accidentally ejaculating all over Stuarts mobile phone in the first episode.

      However, I’d guess that dripping spunk in 1999 might have been have been a “first” for broadcast television, at least on this side of the pond. :)

      Jul 5, 2014 at 4:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd

      Europeans are civilized. Americans are puritanical.

      Jul 5, 2014 at 6:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DarkZephyr

      I think he should have left it alone.

      Jul 5, 2014 at 7:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jonjct

      please, black men and *god bless them* Brazilian men have so much more, naturally. wait, i just passed out.

      Jul 5, 2014 at 11:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • James Hart

      If it makes him happy, good for him. But who in their right mind would want to bottom for him?

      Jul 6, 2014 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Xzamilloh

      @James Hart: You’d be surprised the sloppabottomuses that would line up to ruin themselves even more… and all the power to them lol!!

      Jul 6, 2014 at 3:30 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sebizzar

      You can thank porn for this. Seriously, what is the point if nobody’s going to let that in?

      Jul 6, 2014 at 5:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Roan

      He has a mullet and d*ick he can s*ck himself. Take a number ladies, this one won’t last long!

      Jul 6, 2014 at 8:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • justSomeGuyFromNJ

      @SteveDenver: Exactly. I’ll take a sweet guy who’s not well-endowed any day of the week over that guy.

      Jul 6, 2014 at 10:10 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Suburban

      I want to know where someone saw his giant penis or the nice balls…I’m in the US if that matters.

      Jul 6, 2014 at 3:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DerekR

      @Suburban: Try clicking the Metro link and scrolling down…..first time on the internet?

      Jul 6, 2014 at 6:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cformusic

      looks bloated and diseased..

      Jul 7, 2014 at 2:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tackle

      This is a case in point that bigger is not always better. His penis before was big. It had size and beauty. I very nice proportion from body to head size. Now it looks mis-shaped. With the body being too large for the head. And who knows how it’s going to preform, or if there will be any future problems with it down the line. He said he wanted a monster. Looks like he got his wish.

      Jul 8, 2014 at 6:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cvdixon29

      I don’t think it looked too bad, I expected it to look deformed, but looks very normal, I thought omg he will be scarred but it looks great. before picture was very nice too. People need to stop being so vain though. You have what you have and that’s it.

      Jul 10, 2014 at 11:15 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • cvdixon29

      @Tobi: wow rimming, penetration…all a guy could ask for lol

      Jul 10, 2014 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • georgemed222

      The age-old size insecurity issue which curses so many men: it’s understandable, but there are other things to consider, health of the tool among them. More men need to spend time on that issue; using a quality penis health cream (health professionals recommend Man1 Man Oil) can help.

      Oct 31, 2014 at 8:55 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • jwtraveler

      @SteveDenver: LOL!

      Jan 9, 2015 at 12:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • blackberry finn

      @Billy Budd: Hmmm.. now where did those Puritans come from? Twit.

      Jan 11, 2015 at 4:44 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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